My opponent will accept and post if they want to argue as...
Rap Battle: Trump vs Clinton
My opponent will accept and post if they want to argue as Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton. I will start this battle in round 2.
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PRO I realize that plenty of these have been done before, but...
Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton Rap Battle
I realize that plenty of these have been done before, but I want to do one nonetheless. Pro is President Donald Trump, Con is former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. 16 bars. 1st round is acceptance only.
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PRO I have been wanting to retire from debating on this site...
Donald Trump vs Bernie Sanders Rap Battle, 600th Debate Spectacular
Welcome everyone to my 600th and final debate here on DDO. I have been wanting to retire from debating on this site for some time as many people probably don't care that much about, so I earmarked this, #600, to be my final debate. To celebrate the landmark occasion I have decided to host a political I have been wanting to retire from debating on this site for some time as many people probably don't care that much about, so I earmarked this, #600, to be my final debate. To celebrate the landmark occasion I have decided to host a political rap battle with the one and only Airmax1227, since only he has both the rap battle skills and the worthiness to throw down in this, my 600th and final debate I'm Imabench and I will be representing Donald Trump. Airmax1227 will be representing Bernie Sanders 4000 characters per round. Full 72 hours between rounds. First round is for acceptance only. Voting will be decided by one judge and one judge only. This judge will have sole discretion in deciding who wins this rap battle, may the force be with him.
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PRO Easy to offend her because she's weak like her gender...
Rap Battle: Trump vs Clinton
Who remembers this chick's first surrender? Easy to offend her because she's weak like her gender Always relying on her identity politics The only women I like, they all know how to swallow quick I like the identity of my women to be models Not model citizens - got model foreigners in my brothel I tried warning her that she would always be under me I'll f*ck this broad up again - not my first time with adultery See girls just can't help but be attracted to my money Have you seen my Twitter account? Everything that I say is funny I'm tall, I got blonde hair, and I got big brooding shoulders F*ck with me and I'll call out for all my "Make America Great Again" soldiers These f*ckin stupid redneck with guns will f*ckin shoot you if I say so Got these idiot buffoons all molded under my thumb like they're playdough And what's more powerful than a bunch of stupid people in masses? I'm about to teach you a lesson that they won't teach in the classes I'll show you how being ruthless and savage is all that really matters I shattered the ideal of manners with "real talk" and now clearly I am your master I got the whole government on little marionette strings with me Every time that people bet against me I just turbo jet to a victory Isn't it funny how they talk sh*t and then I sh*t all over them? Went up against me and now you are overwhelmed I am underwhelmed, I am already bored and not impressed Damn you, f*ck a pantsuit here's a hand to get you in a dress And it's a big hand, and it's yuge like my tower You're a little miss nobody and of course I am the man of the hour Keep scowling at me b*tch but I am the president And if you think about it really of course it's quite evident I'm educated, I'm successful and slimy like all other politicians Listen to this serpent hissing about how it's unfair that I'm winning She thinks she's entitled to sh*t just because she is a woman She's crooked like my d*ck when it's not inside the women I cum in
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PRO Rules: 1.3 rap rounds, but the first debate round is for...
Rap Battle Challenge
Rap battle against you. Rules: 1.3 rap rounds, but the first debate round is for acceptance. 8 stanzas of four lines each. 2. No plagiarizing 3.Go hard. You think I am weak, don't just speak, compete.
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PRO All of them can take a knee - And suck my orange d*ck I'm...
Donald Trump vs Bernie Sanders Rap Battle, 600th Debate Spectacular
Let me start by saying that - Mexicans are rapists, And all the haters think my - Supporters are racists, This country"s number one - That's how it"s always been If you vote me for Prez - Then I'll make it great again My name is Donald Trump - and I"m the Alpha Male If I'm up against Hillary - I'll chuck her a** in jail She thinks she can beat me? She might as well bail She can't even figure out - How to use her email I lead in every poll - I dominate debates When Thett3 watches me - He likes to mast-ur-bate My poll lead is massive - Ted Cruz can go bite me Who is Lindsey Graham and what the hell's a Chris Christie? Rubio and Huckabee? - Perry, Carson, Kasich? All of them can take a knee - And suck my orange d*ck I'm a billionaire tycoon - And I'm really, really rich Jeb Bush is a baby - And all he does is B*TCH But this crazy nut Bernie - Holy crap is this guy old He reminds me of a house - That is overrun with mold He's ancient, he's slow - And his speeches really blow If he thinks he can rap, then I'll show them who's a pro Bernie is a lunatic - He wants to tax everything What we really need to do - Is cut our damn spending He wants to tax the mega rich - He wants Medicare for all All I wanna do is build a motherf*cking wall This country needs a leader - Who will never retreat Bernie hides in a corner - When you mention 'Wall Street' He hates all the bankers - Thinks THEYRE the enemy I know every one of them - Theyre all a friend to me We need to secure our borders - And put China in its place, Say 'no deal' to Iran - And blow ISIS into space And what is Bernie's plan to - Solving all these problems? 'Tax the 1% and hope that that will somehow solve them!' If Bernie becomes prez - Then trust me we're screwed I could never live in a country - That is run by the jews He's going bald and senile - His fans live in denial I would move to Canada - ......But only for a while So elect me as Prez - Im the man for the job We'll kick out Obama - Make the whiny liberals sob Im one of a kind - Aint nobody like me And If i'm the nominee - Ill kick the sh** out of Bernie
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PRO Id like to thank you all - For reading along Even if...
Donald Trump vs Bernie Sanders Rap Battle, 600th Debate Spectacular
Id like to thank you all - For reading along Even if you're here - Cause you can't find your bong But before I sign off - Id just like, to, say That I am the winner - Of this battle today Bernie's rhymes are whack - They can't be deciphered He sounds like Clinton - If you somehow drugged her Now I'm not Bill Cosby - I dont swing like that But I would still prefer - To beat her with a bat I'm gonna win it all - Coming this November I'll beat the GOP - Which we'll all remember But on the other side - You won't see Bernie He'll lose to Hillary - Which I can guarantee I won in New Hampshire - And I'm leading everywhere Bernie won there too - Now he's leading nowhere This guy is a hack! - He's Senile! A tool! If he thinks he'll win - Then he's surely a fool His entire platform - Is to tax and spend, He uses the word 'free' - And does it to no end He has no idea what - Makes America is rich If you don't elect me - We'll become Europe's b*tch I wont let that happen - I'll make America great Our leaders may be stupid - But its not too late Whem I become prez - Which can only be fate I'll fix everything - Even Bernie's prostate Shout out to Scalia - The conservative O.G..................................... (OG = Original Gangsta') The man died today - As right wing as can be A true conservative - And a favorite to me Let us pause and say - May he rest in peace Speaking of dying - Let's look at our age I may be Sixty-Nine - But man I can rage But Bernie over there - Is now Seventy-Four He could very well die - Before we hit July 4! So for one last time - I'll repeat my stances I'll lock down our borders - And I'll cut all our taxes I'll get tough with China - Blow Isis into space And make whites feel like - The superior race Bernie is a moron - No idea what to do He's a damn socialist - And he's one of the Jews Everyone else running - Against me they all lose I'm the very best - You can ask Fox News
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PRO I expected competition, I WAS full of suspense Like I was...
Rap Battle Challenge
I expected competition, I WAS full of suspense Like I was when Hillary went vs Trump/Pence I expected to be roasted with unmerciful offense But then I remembered, it's Ajisthetruth I'm up against. My lyrics are published, yours is toilet paper You thought you're on fuego but I foiled your caper This atheist will feel it when I employ the savior to destroy this hater with the Lord, you'll pay for! Your profile pic describes you, a sad emo pvssy Your lyrics got people screaming, "AH!, please no, mercy!" You been with so many men so that pee hole's dirty STD abundant and you show it off "behold, herpes!" Excuses "busy at work all i can write for now" Then why'd you sign up to fight, you sow? You're thinking "How did I end up in this plight, oh how?" You in tears is a beautiful sight... for now.
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PRO Socialism is simply - A damn stupid trend If you want...
Donald Trump vs Bernie Sanders Rap Battle, 600th Debate Spectacular
You think that you're tough? That you're like the Don? Next thing you'll say is you got skills like Lebron. I've met with the Don, I do business with him To say you're alike only makes you look dim The Don has got style - The Don has got class Every person he knows - Likes to kiss, his, a** But nobody respects YOU - Nobody fears YOU Cause who could ever fear - Some bald-headed Jew? You'll rebuild America - Via tax and spend? Socialism is simply - A damn stupid trend If you want high taxes - Then f*ck off to Europe You can come back home, when you learn to MAN UP 'Feel the bern'? You think that that's clever? Maybe to losers getting high in Denver This is America - The home of the brave And your little fans - Need to learn to behave And what's this I hear - About 'welcoming Muslims?' All they do is cause - People mo' problems This nation was founded - By Christians and whites Letting in Muslims just - Simply aint right You talk mad sh** for some, Loser from Vermont. What's that state got that I could, Ever even want? Your state is expendable, Its income is negligible And your lines are so bad, that None of it is legible You think that you're strong - Yet you cant climb a ladder Your speeches get hijacked - By 'Black Lives Matter' If that happened with me - Id throw them all in jail And then laugh as they cry - Because they cant pay bail I got Palin in my corner - And the GOP in horror And you can bet your a** - That I'll lock up the border I got a revolution - And I'm leading in the polls Your 'revolution' only makes my eyes roll I'm so far ahead - It's not even a race But Bernie cant get his a** - Out of second place You're losing to Socialism is simply - A damn stupid trend If you want high taxes - Then f*ck off to Europe You can come back home, when you learn to MAN UP 'Feel the bern'? You think that that's clever? Maybe to losers getting high in Denver This is America - The home of the brave And your little fans - Need to learn to behave And what's this I hear - About 'welcoming Muslims?' All they do is cause - People mo' problems This nation was founded - By Christians and whites Letting in Muslims just - Simply aint right You talk mad sh** for some, Loser from Vermont. What's that state got that I could, Ever even want? Your state is expendable, Its income is negligible And your lines are so bad, that None of it is legible You think that you're strong - Yet you cant climb a ladder Your speeches get hijacked - By 'Black Lives Matter' If that happened with me - Id throw them all in jail And then laugh as they cry - Because they cant pay bail I got Palin in my corner - And the GOP in horror And you can bet your a** - That I'll lock up the border I got a revolution - And I'm leading in the polls Your 'revolution' only makes my eyes roll I'm so far ahead - It's not even a race But Bernie cant get his a** - Out of second place You're losing to Clinton, Bill's crazy old wife And you cant win a state, to save your old life. Yeah you got New Hampshire - But hey, so did I And in South Carolina - Im riding at a high But you're getting whipped - And by Hillary too If you choose to drop out - it was nice knowing you ;*
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PRO Last debate round, but I wish I had a thousand more To...
Rap Battle Challenge
Last debate round, but I wish I had a thousand more To roast your @ss before I kick it out the door You never stood a chance, the 313's what I represent proudly for Now please, whore, just forfeit your next turn You should never even signed up or entered Cause in this battle you got broken and a bent neck, squirm. Dissenter that I'm not the real Slim Shady Well I'm not, that's OK, I don't ride djck's like you been saying Your lyrics are like a parasite, I hope I survive, "They're invading!!!!" It's crazy, you say you got a 12 car garage what, of Hot Wheels? go back to your job of djck massage You aint performing at Super Bowl LI, that was just a mirage... You're not what you say you are, except when you say "toilet bowl" You think you got bars, but am I foiled, NO! You're the one covered in aluminum yelling in toil, hoe. Boy you'll know, I'm the best since Em and Dre Unfortunately the only thing you are to them is fake I bet right now you are crying "How did it end this way?!?!" It was destined when you battled Jim, don't you forget this day.
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CON I'm Clinton.
Rap Battle: Trump vs Clinton
I'm Clinton.
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CON I do not really support either side. ... I'm just doing...
Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton Rap Battle
I do not really support either side. I'm just doing it for the fun.
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CON Bruh stfu you can't even ryhme bars so dope performing at...
Rap Battle Challenge
Bruh stfu you can't even ryhme bars so dope performing at Super Bowl halftime ajisthetruth got the biggest fu(king bankroll broskie's bars make me wanna go to the toliet bowl Bars so drop make me go to Mars ajisthetruth got 12 car garage Lookin at me like imma star just took a look at profile pic broskie fu(king suckin dick Eatin Pad Thai with my chopsticks Bruh isn't even worth to my fu(king sidekick broskie should of be aborted before birth Bruh you need to be deported I'm the next Trump and if you write raps well...You're fired you are Hiliary Clinton cuz you flam asf
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CON Let me take a moment, to thank my opponent, now let's get...
Donald Trump vs Bernie Sanders Rap Battle, 600th Debate Spectacular
Let me take a moment, to thank my opponent, now let's get this on, I'm an old school politico, fightin' the status quo, from morning 'til dawn, Fightin' the lobby, like it's my hobby, but still stay off my lawn, Been here awhile, so I've got the flash and the style, to take down The Don. You know my name, because I play the game, yeah, I'm the next Prez, This bloviating jokster, less useful than an antique coaster, he'll sink like the Exxon Valdez, Bombastic ranter, with his unique banter, especially funny when he's chillin' in Juarez, But I get it, and don't forget it, just listen to everything that this fool says. I'm an outside shot, but I'm the best you've got, since Hils offering up secrets of state, Can't figure out e-mail, should be going to jail, I'm this nations best ultimate fate, I am the political mind, the rest should be fined, and we shouldn't have to wait, I'm the independent, against an eventual defendant, so get on board before it's too late. I'm the best of the Dem pool, not a corporate tool, just give me your vote, Fightin' billionaires, make sure everyone shares, I'll give you their coat, Let's sail to prosperity, by government charity, just get in the boat, I'm the candidate for reform, changin up what's the norm, but I don't like to gloat. You calling me old, don't be so cold, it means politics is a game I know how to play, Can't say the same for you, so don't hate on this Jew, I know how I can make you pay, So you've never been elected, keep on being rejected, What else is there to say, I fight establishment goons, and the bloviating loons, so I can make the Trump go away. I'm the real player, in the senate and as a mayor, don't forget I've been to the show, Trumps a birther, probly a flat earther, the prez campaign is the only part he'll ever know, I'm a leader cuz I've lead, Trump just runs for prez instead, I've got more skill in just my big toe, Trump you've got some game, but only cuz we know your name, so it's now time for you to go. Time to rebuild this great nation, take out the crooks on vacation, tax and spend, Help the middle class, boot out Trump on his mass, we can be great again my friend, Trump is a fool, a corporate tool, time to send him to school, and let's continue that trend, Trump and Hil are done, dump the senate and congress for fun, and only ask will it Blend? Time for this election, trump just offers deflection, so vote for what's right, I've got the past, Trump's popularity wont last, I offer a future that is far more bright, I've got the vision, to make every decision, Trumps got the speech, but I've got the sight, Trump can keep up the talk, and I'll keep walking the walk, yeah, I'm up for this fight.
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CON Throw your hands up and jump, I aint no chump, dropping...
Donald Trump vs Bernie Sanders Rap Battle, 600th Debate Spectacular
Throw your hands up and jump, I aint no chump, dropping rhymes when it's my turn, Time to get going and stump, my opponent's Trump, so get ready to feel the Bern. Accepted.
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CON I've got the Fonz on speed-dial, can't touch this swag,...
Donald Trump vs Bernie Sanders Rap Battle, 600th Debate Spectacular
I got the skills, to beat the shills, I'm a man on a mission, Let's break it down, I'll beat this clown, I've got the ambition, Trump sayin' stuff, hopin' that's enough, but I'll bring it to fruition, I'm antique cool, giving away free school, no more payin' tuition. Don's got style? I've got the Fonz on speed-dial, can't touch this swag, The chosen in my corner, dig it up like Jack Horner, this thing's in the bag, Trump only talkn' smack, sounds like he's smokin' the crack, yeah he's a drag, But don't anyone worry, soon he'll be in a hurry, to be waving the white flag. Surrendering to Sanders, like anyone else that he slanders, it's a sure bet, Trump can talk all day, with nothing to say, I haven't heard him say something yet, Scared of the "others", trying to deport all your mothers, The Don's the real threat, He's sayin' I'm old, giving you all fools gold, while he's just selling you debt. I'll be creating jobs, ruminating like Hobbes, while you are just perspired, Don't think I'm clever, get used to saying never, your time here has expired, You keep getting burned, I've got the resume' earned, and the knowledge required, You know what it's about, cuz the people will all shout, "Hey Donnie, you're fired". Talking smack about my state, think that'll make me irate, which state is yours? I've been elected to work, no one's selecting this jerk, so go finish your chores, Think that's an order, you are just closing the border, while I'm opening up doors. Time for you to cease, since I'll be making peace, while you are just starting wars. You've got Palin backing your run, HA! don't make me laugh son, I've already got the best, Wozniak the Apple guy, Jessie Ventura I don't know why, but let's go through the rest, Both Ben and Jerry, gettin' endorsed by the dairy, so ice cream will help on this quest, Patch Adams is for Sanders, I'd probly get Ned Flanders, as Kareem Abdul-Jabbar can attest. But why stop there, I've got my fair share, so many endorsements to make me thrive, I'm sure you're annoyed, I've got Roger Waters from Pink Floyd, your corner is barely alive, Ronda Rousey ya know, plus NFL's Chad Ochocinco, yeah, that's number eighty-five, Guess I'm not too wiley, since I don't got Bill O'reilly, but I still know how to do it live. I'll leave it there, since it's just so unfair, your Palin got trumped oh so hard, I'm changing the rules, Trump's playin for fools, I'll beat him until he gets scarred, He'll play the whole deck, but just look like a wreck, until he's played his last card, Don't like my style, then just stay awhile, I'm Berning you up 'til you're charred.
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Donald Trump vs Bernie Sanders Rap Battle, 600th Debate Spectacular
Before I go ahead, first it must be said, that this was a very good time. If it's truly your last, in an historical past, then you've ended in your prime. If there's really no more, life's a little bit more of a chore, and that is a crime, It's been fun, but I guess you are done, so I'll continue to school you at rhyme. Don't like my verses, I know who the worst is, I'm the best and couldn't be greater, It's just something habitual, a smoothly genuine ritual, so don't be a true hater, You're getting solidly beat, before your electoral defeat, just call me the dictator, I'm red white and blue, apple pie with liberty too, and you're just a traitor. I've got the policies, to be the big cheese, while you've only got the substance-less speech, I've got the inside game, the three point name, and you've heard 'bout the long reach, I can win votes in my sleep, take a nap in an electoral sweep, then just tan on the beach, My supporters know this, the Bern man can't miss, I've got a voice that they just want to preach. I'm good enough to say relax, win even when promising to tax, I just simply can't lose, Can't be taken down, insert any random noun, I got the money, the skills, and I got the Jews, I'll take on If there's really no more, life's a little bit more of a chore, and that is a crime, It's been fun, but I guess you are done, so I'll continue to school you at rhyme. Don't like my verses, I know who the worst is, I'm the best and couldn't be greater, It's just something habitual, a smoothly genuine ritual, so don't be a true hater, You're getting solidly beat, before your electoral defeat, just call me the dictator, I'm red white and blue, apple pie with liberty too, and you're just a traitor. I've got the policies, to be the big cheese, while you've only got the substance-less speech, I've got the inside game, the three point name, and you've heard 'bout the long reach, I can win votes in my sleep, take a nap in an electoral sweep, then just tan on the beach, My supporters know this, the Bern man can't miss, I've got a voice that they just want to preach. I'm good enough to say relax, win even when promising to tax, I just simply can't lose, Can't be taken down, insert any random noun, I got the money, the skills, and I got the Jews, I'll take on Trump, get a big polling bump, beat Hillary, Jeb and then defeat Ted Cruz, I've got the style, been here for awhile, we all know which is clearly the right man to choose. Agreed on your Scalia remembrance, nothing here but deference, the man played his role, Genuine to his vision, in each court decision, while I may disagree that is certainly the goal, Perhaps a conservative ideologue, but that creates the needed dialogue, until it took its toll, But I'm not here for the court, nothing of the sort, so let's carry on with this Don Trump troll. This guy hasn't governed for an hour, and now he wants power, that's what we should fear, I might be a bit unorthodox, might like bagels with lox, but I still get all the fans to cheer, You're just a flashy candidate, some love and some hate, but this is the end of your political career, This guy with the history, or this Don that's a mystery, I think it's obvious that the decision is clear. So you think I'm old, yeah we've already been told, I will outlast whatever you bring, I know foreign affairs, you'll just face constant blank stares, even if you've got the bling, I'm running for president, not just White House resident, this isn't just my election fling, Repeat and rinse, you are the bloviating prince, while I'll still always remain the king. Time to bring the ending segue, before we go away, it's really been fun and great, You've clearly felt The Bern, so I hope you will finally learn, before it's too late, I'm the man for the job, Trump's just an outspoken slob, and that is his very best trait, Vote the very best, ignore the craziness of the rest, and finally thanks for this debate.
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CON Boy what is you talking about ajisthetruth about win this...
Rap Battle Challenge
Boy what is you talking about ajisthetruth about win this battle broskie ain't nothing but a has-been don't you know am the kingpin We already thing you're an idiot you can stop trying to prove it ajisthetruth got to move to people with better bars lookin at me like imma superstar Spitting out bars puttin it in to my memoirs boy so fake even barbie is jealous
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Rap Battle Challenge
N*gga best friend is right hand Supreme is my f*(king brand bro gets no h0es on his dick This N*gga a broke boy Fu(k around i'll shoot around with my toy pop you like a molly bit(h cuz u aint sh1t to me on that gta sh1t leave a n1gga wasted broke a$$ n1gga don't wanna mess with me cuz broskie cant afford the jumpman (sorry i rushed it will be much stronger during 2nd part)
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Rap Battle Challenge
Your bars make no sense broskie lookin at my bars with suspense looking at me like imma role model you b*tch on my pole N*gga needs to learn his role Man you fu(king trolling Broskie probably working at payless wannabe slim shady copying his style like i'm coping my fu(king jays (Sorry busy at work all i can write for now)
