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Donald Trump vs Bernie Sanders Rap Battle, 600th Debate Spectacular

Let me take a moment, to thank my opponent, now let's get this on, I'm an old school politico, fightin' the status quo, from morning 'til dawn, Fightin' the lobby, like it's my hobby, but still stay off my lawn, Been here awhile, so I've got the flash and the style, to take down The Don. You know my name, because I play the game, yeah, I'm the next Prez, This bloviating jokster, less useful than an antique coaster, he'll sink like the Exxon Valdez, Bombastic ranter, with his unique banter, especially funny when he's chillin' in Juarez, But I get it, and don't forget it, just listen to everything that this fool says. I'm an outside shot, but I'm the best you've got, since Hils offering up secrets of state, Can't figure out e-mail, should be going to jail, I'm this nations best ultimate fate, I am the political mind, the rest should be fined, and we shouldn't have to wait, I'm the independent, against an eventual defendant, so get on board before it's too late. I'm the best of the Dem pool, not a corporate tool, just give me your vote, Fightin' billionaires, make sure everyone shares, I'll give you their coat, Let's sail to prosperity, by government charity, just get in the boat, I'm the candidate for reform, changin up what's the norm, but I don't like to gloat. You calling me old, don't be so cold, it means politics is a game I know how to play, Can't say the same for you, so don't hate on this Jew, I know how I can make you pay, So you've never been elected, keep on being rejected, What else is there to say, I fight establishment goons, and the bloviating loons, so I can make the Trump go away. I'm the real player, in the senate and as a mayor, don't forget I've been to the show, Trumps a birther, probly a flat earther, the prez campaign is the only part he'll ever know, I'm a leader cuz I've lead, Trump just runs for prez instead, I've got more skill in just my big toe, Trump you've got some game, but only cuz we know your name, so it's now time for you to go. Time to rebuild this great nation, take out the crooks on vacation, tax and spend, Help the middle class, boot out Trump on his mass, we can be great again my friend, Trump is a fool, a corporate tool, time to send him to school, and let's continue that trend, Trump and Hil are done, dump the senate and congress for fun, and only ask will it Blend? Time for this election, trump just offers deflection, so vote for what's right, I've got the past, Trump's popularity wont last, I offer a future that is far more bright, I've got the vision, to make every decision, Trumps got the speech, but I've got the sight, Trump can keep up the talk, and I'll keep walking the walk, yeah, I'm up for this fight.