Id like to thank you all - For reading along Even if...
Donald Trump vs Bernie Sanders Rap Battle, 600th Debate Spectacular
Id like to thank you all - For reading along Even if you're here - Cause you can't find your bong But before I sign off - Id just like, to, say That I am the winner - Of this battle today Bernie's rhymes are whack - They can't be deciphered He sounds like Clinton - If you somehow drugged her Now I'm not Bill Cosby - I dont swing like that But I would still prefer - To beat her with a bat I'm gonna win it all - Coming this November I'll beat the GOP - Which we'll all remember But on the other side - You won't see Bernie He'll lose to Hillary - Which I can guarantee I won in New Hampshire - And I'm leading everywhere Bernie won there too - Now he's leading nowhere This guy is a hack! - He's Senile! A tool! If he thinks he'll win - Then he's surely a fool His entire platform - Is to tax and spend, He uses the word 'free' - And does it to no end He has no idea what - Makes America is rich If you don't elect me - We'll become Europe's b*tch I wont let that happen - I'll make America great Our leaders may be stupid - But its not too late Whem I become prez - Which can only be fate I'll fix everything - Even Bernie's prostate Shout out to Scalia - The conservative O.G..................................... (OG = Original Gangsta') The man died today - As right wing as can be A true conservative - And a favorite to me Let us pause and say - May he rest in peace Speaking of dying - Let's look at our age I may be Sixty-Nine - But man I can rage But Bernie over there - Is now Seventy-Four He could very well die - Before we hit July 4! So for one last time - I'll repeat my stances I'll lock down our borders - And I'll cut all our taxes I'll get tough with China - Blow Isis into space And make whites feel like - The superior race Bernie is a moron - No idea what to do He's a damn socialist - And he's one of the Jews Everyone else running - Against me they all lose I'm the very best - You can ask Fox News