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Donald Trump vs Bernie Sanders Rap Battle, 600th Debate Spectacular

I got the skills, to beat the shills, I'm a man on a mission, Let's break it down, I'll beat this clown, I've got the ambition, Trump sayin' stuff, hopin' that's enough, but I'll bring it to fruition, I'm antique cool, giving away free school, no more payin' tuition. Don's got style? I've got the Fonz on speed-dial, can't touch this swag, The chosen in my corner, dig it up like Jack Horner, this thing's in the bag, Trump only talkn' smack, sounds like he's smokin' the crack, yeah he's a drag, But don't anyone worry, soon he'll be in a hurry, to be waving the white flag. Surrendering to Sanders, like anyone else that he slanders, it's a sure bet, Trump can talk all day, with nothing to say, I haven't heard him say something yet, Scared of the "others", trying to deport all your mothers, The Don's the real threat, He's sayin' I'm old, giving you all fools gold, while he's just selling you debt. I'll be creating jobs, ruminating like Hobbes, while you are just perspired, Don't think I'm clever, get used to saying never, your time here has expired, You keep getting burned, I've got the resume' earned, and the knowledge required, You know what it's about, cuz the people will all shout, "Hey Donnie, you're fired". Talking smack about my state, think that'll make me irate, which state is yours? I've been elected to work, no one's selecting this jerk, so go finish your chores, Think that's an order, you are just closing the border, while I'm opening up doors. Time for you to cease, since I'll be making peace, while you are just starting wars. You've got Palin backing your run, HA! don't make me laugh son, I've already got the best, Wozniak the Apple guy, Jessie Ventura I don't know why, but let's go through the rest, Both Ben and Jerry, gettin' endorsed by the dairy, so ice cream will help on this quest, Patch Adams is for Sanders, I'd probly get Ned Flanders, as Kareem Abdul-Jabbar can attest. But why stop there, I've got my fair share, so many endorsements to make me thrive, I'm sure you're annoyed, I've got Roger Waters from Pink Floyd, your corner is barely alive, Ronda Rousey ya know, plus NFL's Chad Ochocinco, yeah, that's number eighty-five, Guess I'm not too wiley, since I don't got Bill O'reilly, but I still know how to do it live. I'll leave it there, since it's just so unfair, your Palin got trumped oh so hard, I'm changing the rules, Trump's playin for fools, I'll beat him until he gets scarred, He'll play the whole deck, but just look like a wreck, until he's played his last card, Don't like my style, then just stay awhile, I'm Berning you up 'til you're charred.