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Donald Trump vs Bernie Sanders Rap Battle, 600th Debate Spectacular

Let me start by saying that - Mexicans are rapists, And all the haters think my - Supporters are racists, This country"s number one - That's how it"s always been If you vote me for Prez - Then I'll make it great again My name is Donald Trump - and I"m the Alpha Male If I'm up against Hillary - I'll chuck her a** in jail She thinks she can beat me? She might as well bail She can't even figure out - How to use her email I lead in every poll - I dominate debates When Thett3 watches me - He likes to mast-ur-bate My poll lead is massive - Ted Cruz can go bite me Who is Lindsey Graham and what the hell's a Chris Christie? Rubio and Huckabee? - Perry, Carson, Kasich? All of them can take a knee - And suck my orange d*ck I'm a billionaire tycoon - And I'm really, really rich Jeb Bush is a baby - And all he does is B*TCH But this crazy nut Bernie - Holy crap is this guy old He reminds me of a house - That is overrun with mold He's ancient, he's slow - And his speeches really blow If he thinks he can rap, then I'll show them who's a pro Bernie is a lunatic - He wants to tax everything What we really need to do - Is cut our damn spending He wants to tax the mega rich - He wants Medicare for all All I wanna do is build a motherf*cking wall This country needs a leader - Who will never retreat Bernie hides in a corner - When you mention 'Wall Street' He hates all the bankers - Thinks THEYRE the enemy I know every one of them - Theyre all a friend to me We need to secure our borders - And put China in its place, Say 'no deal' to Iran - And blow ISIS into space And what is Bernie's plan to - Solving all these problems? 'Tax the 1% and hope that that will somehow solve them!' If Bernie becomes prez - Then trust me we're screwed I could never live in a country - That is run by the jews He's going bald and senile - His fans live in denial I would move to Canada - ......But only for a while So elect me as Prez - Im the man for the job We'll kick out Obama - Make the whiny liberals sob Im one of a kind - Aint nobody like me And If i'm the nominee - Ill kick the sh** out of Bernie