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Donald Trump vs Bernie Sanders Rap Battle, 600th Debate Spectacular

Before I go ahead, first it must be said, that this was a very good time. If it's truly your last, in an historical past, then you've ended in your prime. If there's really no more, life's a little bit more of a chore, and that is a crime, It's been fun, but I guess you are done, so I'll continue to school you at rhyme. Don't like my verses, I know who the worst is, I'm the best and couldn't be greater, It's just something habitual, a smoothly genuine ritual, so don't be a true hater, You're getting solidly beat, before your electoral defeat, just call me the dictator, I'm red white and blue, apple pie with liberty too, and you're just a traitor. I've got the policies, to be the big cheese, while you've only got the substance-less speech, I've got the inside game, the three point name, and you've heard 'bout the long reach, I can win votes in my sleep, take a nap in an electoral sweep, then just tan on the beach, My supporters know this, the Bern man can't miss, I've got a voice that they just want to preach. I'm good enough to say relax, win even when promising to tax, I just simply can't lose, Can't be taken down, insert any random noun, I got the money, the skills, and I got the Jews, I'll take on If there's really no more, life's a little bit more of a chore, and that is a crime, It's been fun, but I guess you are done, so I'll continue to school you at rhyme. Don't like my verses, I know who the worst is, I'm the best and couldn't be greater, It's just something habitual, a smoothly genuine ritual, so don't be a true hater, You're getting solidly beat, before your electoral defeat, just call me the dictator, I'm red white and blue, apple pie with liberty too, and you're just a traitor. I've got the policies, to be the big cheese, while you've only got the substance-less speech, I've got the inside game, the three point name, and you've heard 'bout the long reach, I can win votes in my sleep, take a nap in an electoral sweep, then just tan on the beach, My supporters know this, the Bern man can't miss, I've got a voice that they just want to preach. I'm good enough to say relax, win even when promising to tax, I just simply can't lose, Can't be taken down, insert any random noun, I got the money, the skills, and I got the Jews, I'll take on Trump, get a big polling bump, beat Hillary, Jeb and then defeat Ted Cruz, I've got the style, been here for awhile, we all know which is clearly the right man to choose. Agreed on your Scalia remembrance, nothing here but deference, the man played his role, Genuine to his vision, in each court decision, while I may disagree that is certainly the goal, Perhaps a conservative ideologue, but that creates the needed dialogue, until it took its toll, But I'm not here for the court, nothing of the sort, so let's carry on with this Don Trump troll. This guy hasn't governed for an hour, and now he wants power, that's what we should fear, I might be a bit unorthodox, might like bagels with lox, but I still get all the fans to cheer, You're just a flashy candidate, some love and some hate, but this is the end of your political career, This guy with the history, or this Don that's a mystery, I think it's obvious that the decision is clear. So you think I'm old, yeah we've already been told, I will outlast whatever you bring, I know foreign affairs, you'll just face constant blank stares, even if you've got the bling, I'm running for president, not just White House resident, this isn't just my election fling, Repeat and rinse, you are the bloviating prince, while I'll still always remain the king. Time to bring the ending segue, before we go away, it's really been fun and great, You've clearly felt The Bern, so I hope you will finally learn, before it's too late, I'm the man for the job, Trump's just an outspoken slob, and that is his very best trait, Vote the very best, ignore the craziness of the rest, and finally thanks for this debate.