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Rap Battle: Trump vs Clinton

My opponent will accept and post if they want to argue as Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton. I will start this battle in round 2.

Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton Rap Battle

I realize that plenty of these have been done before, but I want to do one nonetheless. Pro is President Donald Trump, Con is former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. 16 bars. 1st round is acceptance only.

Donald Trump vs Bernie Sanders Rap Battle, 600th Debate Spectacular

Welcome everyone to my 600th and final debate here on DDO. I have been wanting to retire from debating on this site for some time as many people probably don't care that much about, so I earmarked this, #600, to be my final debate. To celebrate the landmark occasion I have decided to host a political I have been wanting to retire from debating on this site for some time as many people probably don't care that much about, so I earmarked this, #600, to be my final debate. To celebrate the landmark occasion I have decided to host a political rap battle with the one and only Airmax1227, since only he has both the rap battle skills and the worthiness to throw down in this, my 600th and final debate I'm Imabench and I will be representing Donald Trump. Airmax1227 will be representing Bernie Sanders 4000 characters per round. Full 72 hours between rounds. First round is for acceptance only. Voting will be decided by one judge and one judge only. This judge will have sole discretion in deciding who wins this rap battle, may the force be with him.

Rap Battle: Trump vs Clinton

Who remembers this chick's first surrender? Easy to offend her because she's weak like her gender Always relying on her identity politics The only women I like, they all know how to swallow quick I like the identity of my women to be models Not model citizens - got model foreigners in my brothel I tried warning her that she would always be under me I'll f*ck this broad up again - not my first time with adultery See girls just can't help but be attracted to my money Have you seen my Twitter account? Everything that I say is funny I'm tall, I got blonde hair, and I got big brooding shoulders F*ck with me and I'll call out for all my "Make America Great Again" soldiers These f*ckin stupid redneck with guns will f*ckin shoot you if I say so Got these idiot buffoons all molded under my thumb like they're playdough And what's more powerful than a bunch of stupid people in masses? I'm about to teach you a lesson that they won't teach in the classes I'll show you how being ruthless and savage is all that really matters I shattered the ideal of manners with "real talk" and now clearly I am your master I got the whole government on little marionette strings with me Every time that people bet against me I just turbo jet to a victory Isn't it funny how they talk sh*t and then I sh*t all over them? Went up against me and now you are overwhelmed I am underwhelmed, I am already bored and not impressed Damn you, f*ck a pantsuit here's a hand to get you in a dress And it's a big hand, and it's yuge like my tower You're a little miss nobody and of course I am the man of the hour Keep scowling at me b*tch but I am the president And if you think about it really of course it's quite evident I'm educated, I'm successful and slimy like all other politicians Listen to this serpent hissing about how it's unfair that I'm winning She thinks she's entitled to sh*t just because she is a woman She's crooked like my d*ck when it's not inside the women I cum in

Rap Battle Challenge

Rap battle against you. Rules: 1.3 rap rounds, but the first debate round is for acceptance. 8 stanzas of four lines each. 2. No plagiarizing 3.Go hard. You think I am weak, don't just speak, compete.

Donald Trump vs Bernie Sanders Rap Battle, 600th Debate Spectacular

Let me start by saying that - Mexicans are rapists, And all the haters think my - Supporters are racists, This country"s number one - That's how it"s always been If you vote me for Prez - Then I'll make it great again My name is Donald Trump - and I"m the Alpha Male If I'm up against Hillary - I'll chuck her a** in jail She thinks she can beat me? She might as well bail She can't even figure out - How to use her email I lead in every poll - I dominate debates When Thett3 watches me - He likes to mast-ur-bate My poll lead is massive - Ted Cruz can go bite me Who is Lindsey Graham and what the hell's a Chris Christie? Rubio and Huckabee? - Perry, Carson, Kasich? All of them can take a knee - And suck my orange d*ck I'm a billionaire tycoon - And I'm really, really rich Jeb Bush is a baby - And all he does is B*TCH But this crazy nut Bernie - Holy crap is this guy old He reminds me of a house - That is overrun with mold He's ancient, he's slow - And his speeches really blow If he thinks he can rap, then I'll show them who's a pro Bernie is a lunatic - He wants to tax everything What we really need to do - Is cut our damn spending He wants to tax the mega rich - He wants Medicare for all All I wanna do is build a motherf*cking wall This country needs a leader - Who will never retreat Bernie hides in a corner - When you mention 'Wall Street' He hates all the bankers - Thinks THEYRE the enemy I know every one of them - Theyre all a friend to me We need to secure our borders - And put China in its place, Say 'no deal' to Iran - And blow ISIS into space And what is Bernie's plan to - Solving all these problems? 'Tax the 1% and hope that that will somehow solve them!' If Bernie becomes prez - Then trust me we're screwed I could never live in a country - That is run by the jews He's going bald and senile - His fans live in denial I would move to Canada - ......But only for a while So elect me as Prez - Im the man for the job We'll kick out Obama - Make the whiny liberals sob Im one of a kind - Aint nobody like me And If i'm the nominee - Ill kick the sh** out of Bernie

Donald Trump vs Bernie Sanders Rap Battle, 600th Debate Spectacular

Id like to thank you all - For reading along Even if you're here - Cause you can't find your bong But before I sign off - Id just like, to, say That I am the winner - Of this battle today Bernie's rhymes are whack - They can't be deciphered He sounds like Clinton - If you somehow drugged her Now I'm not Bill Cosby - I dont swing like that But I would still prefer - To beat her with a bat I'm gonna win it all - Coming this November I'll beat the GOP - Which we'll all remember But on the other side - You won't see Bernie He'll lose to Hillary - Which I can guarantee I won in New Hampshire - And I'm leading everywhere Bernie won there too - Now he's leading nowhere This guy is a hack! - He's Senile! A tool! If he thinks he'll win - Then he's surely a fool His entire platform - Is to tax and spend, He uses the word 'free' - And does it to no end He has no idea what - Makes America is rich If you don't elect me - We'll become Europe's b*tch I wont let that happen - I'll make America great Our leaders may be stupid - But its not too late Whem I become prez - Which can only be fate I'll fix everything - Even Bernie's prostate Shout out to Scalia - The conservative O.G..................................... (OG = Original Gangsta') The man died today - As right wing as can be A true conservative - And a favorite to me Let us pause and say - May he rest in peace Speaking of dying - Let's look at our age I may be Sixty-Nine - But man I can rage But Bernie over there - Is now Seventy-Four He could very well die - Before we hit July 4! So for one last time - I'll repeat my stances I'll lock down our borders - And I'll cut all our taxes I'll get tough with China - Blow Isis into space And make whites feel like - The superior race Bernie is a moron - No idea what to do He's a damn socialist - And he's one of the Jews Everyone else running - Against me they all lose I'm the very best - You can ask Fox News