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Donald Trump vs Bernie Sanders Rap Battle, 600th Debate Spectacular

Let me take a moment, to thank my opponent, now let's get this on, I'm an old school politico, fightin' the status quo, from morning 'til dawn, Fightin' the lobby, like it's my hobby, but still stay off my lawn, Been here awhile, so I've got the flash and the style, to take down The Don. You know my name, because I play the game, yeah, I'm the next Prez, This bloviating jokster, less useful than an antique coaster, he'll sink like the Exxon Valdez, Bombastic ranter, with his unique banter, especially funny when he's chillin' in Juarez, But I get it, and don't forget it, just listen to everything that this fool says. I'm an outside shot, but I'm the best you've got, since Hils offering up secrets of state, Can't figure out e-mail, should be going to jail, I'm this nations best ultimate fate, I am the political mind, the rest should be fined, and we shouldn't have to wait, I'm the independent, against an eventual defendant, so get on board before it's too late. I'm the best of the Dem pool, not a corporate tool, just give me your vote, Fightin' billionaires, make sure everyone shares, I'll give you their coat, Let's sail to prosperity, by government charity, just get in the boat, I'm the candidate for reform, changin up what's the norm, but I don't like to gloat. You calling me old, don't be so cold, it means politics is a game I know how to play, Can't say the same for you, so don't hate on this Jew, I know how I can make you pay, So you've never been elected, keep on being rejected, What else is there to say, I fight establishment goons, and the bloviating loons, so I can make the Trump go away. I'm the real player, in the senate and as a mayor, don't forget I've been to the show, Trumps a birther, probly a flat earther, the prez campaign is the only part he'll ever know, I'm a leader cuz I've lead, Trump just runs for prez instead, I've got more skill in just my big toe, Trump you've got some game, but only cuz we know your name, so it's now time for you to go. Time to rebuild this great nation, take out the crooks on vacation, tax and spend, Help the middle class, boot out Trump on his mass, we can be great again my friend, Trump is a fool, a corporate tool, time to send him to school, and let's continue that trend, Trump and Hil are done, dump the senate and congress for fun, and only ask will it Blend? Time for this election, trump just offers deflection, so vote for what's right, I've got the past, Trump's popularity wont last, I offer a future that is far more bright, I've got the vision, to make every decision, Trumps got the speech, but I've got the sight, Trump can keep up the talk, and I'll keep walking the walk, yeah, I'm up for this fight.

Donald Trump vs Bernie Sanders Rap Battle, 600th Debate Spectacular

Throw your hands up and jump, I aint no chump, dropping rhymes when it's my turn, Time to get going and stump, my opponent's Trump, so get ready to feel the Bern. Accepted.

Donald Trump vs Bernie Sanders Rap Battle, 600th Debate Spectacular

I got the skills, to beat the shills, I'm a man on a mission, Let's break it down, I'll beat this clown, I've got the ambition, Trump sayin' stuff, hopin' that's enough, but I'll bring it to fruition, I'm antique cool, giving away free school, no more payin' tuition. Don's got style? I've got the Fonz on speed-dial, can't touch this swag, The chosen in my corner, dig it up like Jack Horner, this thing's in the bag, Trump only talkn' smack, sounds like he's smokin' the crack, yeah he's a drag, But don't anyone worry, soon he'll be in a hurry, to be waving the white flag. Surrendering to Sanders, like anyone else that he slanders, it's a sure bet, Trump can talk all day, with nothing to say, I haven't heard him say something yet, Scared of the "others", trying to deport all your mothers, The Don's the real threat, He's sayin' I'm old, giving you all fools gold, while he's just selling you debt. I'll be creating jobs, ruminating like Hobbes, while you are just perspired, Don't think I'm clever, get used to saying never, your time here has expired, You keep getting burned, I've got the resume' earned, and the knowledge required, You know what it's about, cuz the people will all shout, "Hey Donnie, you're fired". Talking smack about my state, think that'll make me irate, which state is yours? I've been elected to work, no one's selecting this jerk, so go finish your chores, Think that's an order, you are just closing the border, while I'm opening up doors. Time for you to cease, since I'll be making peace, while you are just starting wars. You've got Palin backing your run, HA! don't make me laugh son, I've already got the best, Wozniak the Apple guy, Jessie Ventura I don't know why, but let's go through the rest, Both Ben and Jerry, gettin' endorsed by the dairy, so ice cream will help on this quest, Patch Adams is for Sanders, I'd probly get Ned Flanders, as Kareem Abdul-Jabbar can attest. But why stop there, I've got my fair share, so many endorsements to make me thrive, I'm sure you're annoyed, I've got Roger Waters from Pink Floyd, your corner is barely alive, Ronda Rousey ya know, plus NFL's Chad Ochocinco, yeah, that's number eighty-five, Guess I'm not too wiley, since I don't got Bill O'reilly, but I still know how to do it live. I'll leave it there, since it's just so unfair, your Palin got trumped oh so hard, I'm changing the rules, Trump's playin for fools, I'll beat him until he gets scarred, He'll play the whole deck, but just look like a wreck, until he's played his last card, Don't like my style, then just stay awhile, I'm Berning you up 'til you're charred.

Donald Trump vs Bernie Sanders Rap Battle, 600th Debate Spectacular

Before I go ahead, first it must be said, that this was a very good time. If it's truly your last, in an historical past, then you've ended in your prime. If there's really no more, life's a little bit more of a chore, and that is a crime, It's been fun, but I guess you are done, so I'll continue to school you at rhyme. Don't like my verses, I know who the worst is, I'm the best and couldn't be greater, It's just something habitual, a smoothly genuine ritual, so don't be a true hater, You're getting solidly beat, before your electoral defeat, just call me the dictator, I'm red white and blue, apple pie with liberty too, and you're just a traitor. I've got the policies, to be the big cheese, while you've only got the substance-less speech, I've got the inside game, the three point name, and you've heard 'bout the long reach, I can win votes in my sleep, take a nap in an electoral sweep, then just tan on the beach, My supporters know this, the Bern man can't miss, I've got a voice that they just want to preach. I'm good enough to say relax, win even when promising to tax, I just simply can't lose, Can't be taken down, insert any random noun, I got the money, the skills, and I got the Jews, I'll take on If there's really no more, life's a little bit more of a chore, and that is a crime, It's been fun, but I guess you are done, so I'll continue to school you at rhyme. Don't like my verses, I know who the worst is, I'm the best and couldn't be greater, It's just something habitual, a smoothly genuine ritual, so don't be a true hater, You're getting solidly beat, before your electoral defeat, just call me the dictator, I'm red white and blue, apple pie with liberty too, and you're just a traitor. I've got the policies, to be the big cheese, while you've only got the substance-less speech, I've got the inside game, the three point name, and you've heard 'bout the long reach, I can win votes in my sleep, take a nap in an electoral sweep, then just tan on the beach, My supporters know this, the Bern man can't miss, I've got a voice that they just want to preach. I'm good enough to say relax, win even when promising to tax, I just simply can't lose, Can't be taken down, insert any random noun, I got the money, the skills, and I got the Jews, I'll take on Trump, get a big polling bump, beat Hillary, Jeb and then defeat Ted Cruz, I've got the style, been here for awhile, we all know which is clearly the right man to choose. Agreed on your Scalia remembrance, nothing here but deference, the man played his role, Genuine to his vision, in each court decision, while I may disagree that is certainly the goal, Perhaps a conservative ideologue, but that creates the needed dialogue, until it took its toll, But I'm not here for the court, nothing of the sort, so let's carry on with this Don Trump troll. This guy hasn't governed for an hour, and now he wants power, that's what we should fear, I might be a bit unorthodox, might like bagels with lox, but I still get all the fans to cheer, You're just a flashy candidate, some love and some hate, but this is the end of your political career, This guy with the history, or this Don that's a mystery, I think it's obvious that the decision is clear. So you think I'm old, yeah we've already been told, I will outlast whatever you bring, I know foreign affairs, you'll just face constant blank stares, even if you've got the bling, I'm running for president, not just White House resident, this isn't just my election fling, Repeat and rinse, you are the bloviating prince, while I'll still always remain the king. Time to bring the ending segue, before we go away, it's really been fun and great, You've clearly felt The Bern, so I hope you will finally learn, before it's too late, I'm the man for the job, Trump's just an outspoken slob, and that is his very best trait, Vote the very best, ignore the craziness of the rest, and finally thanks for this debate.

Rap Battle Challenge

Boy what is you talking about ajisthetruth about win this battle broskie ain't nothing but a has-been don't you know am the kingpin We already thing you're an idiot you can stop trying to prove it ajisthetruth got to move to people with better bars lookin at me like imma superstar Spitting out bars puttin it in to my memoirs boy so fake even barbie is jealous

Rap Battle Challenge

N*gga best friend is right hand Supreme is my f*(king brand bro gets no h0es on his dick This N*gga a broke boy Fu(k around i'll shoot around with my toy pop you like a molly bit(h cuz u aint sh1t to me on that gta sh1t leave a n1gga wasted broke a$$ n1gga don't wanna mess with me cuz broskie cant afford the jumpman (sorry i rushed it will be much stronger during 2nd part)