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Putin vs Trump Rap Battle
Regards! I've decided to do another I've decided to do another rap battle; but this time with me (Pro) playing Vladimir Putin and Con playing Donald Trump.
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PRO My opponent will accept and post if they want to argue as...
Rap Battle: Trump vs Clinton
My opponent will accept and post if they want to argue as Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton. I will start this battle in round 2.
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PRO I realize that plenty of these have been done before, but...
Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton Rap Battle
I realize that plenty of these have been done before, but I want to do one nonetheless. Pro is President Donald Trump, Con is former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. 16 bars. 1st round is acceptance only.
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PRO I have been wanting to retire from debating on this site...
Donald Trump vs Bernie Sanders Rap Battle, 600th Debate Spectacular
Welcome everyone to my 600th and final debate here on DDO. I have been wanting to retire from debating on this site for some time as many people probably don't care that much about, so I earmarked this, #600, to be my final debate. To celebrate the landmark occasion I have decided to host a political I have been wanting to retire from debating on this site for some time as many people probably don't care that much about, so I earmarked this, #600, to be my final debate. To celebrate the landmark occasion I have decided to host a political rap battle with the one and only Airmax1227, since only he has both the rap battle skills and the worthiness to throw down in this, my 600th and final debate I'm Imabench and I will be representing Donald Trump. Airmax1227 will be representing Bernie Sanders 4000 characters per round. Full 72 hours between rounds. First round is for acceptance only. Voting will be decided by one judge and one judge only. This judge will have sole discretion in deciding who wins this rap battle, may the force be with him.
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PRO Easy to offend her because she's weak like her gender...
Rap Battle: Trump vs Clinton
Who remembers this chick's first surrender? Easy to offend her because she's weak like her gender Always relying on her identity politics The only women I like, they all know how to swallow quick I like the identity of my women to be models Not model citizens - got model foreigners in my brothel I tried warning her that she would always be under me I'll f*ck this broad up again - not my first time with adultery See girls just can't help but be attracted to my money Have you seen my Twitter account? Everything that I say is funny I'm tall, I got blonde hair, and I got big brooding shoulders F*ck with me and I'll call out for all my "Make America Great Again" soldiers These f*ckin stupid redneck with guns will f*ckin shoot you if I say so Got these idiot buffoons all molded under my thumb like they're playdough And what's more powerful than a bunch of stupid people in masses? I'm about to teach you a lesson that they won't teach in the classes I'll show you how being ruthless and savage is all that really matters I shattered the ideal of manners with "real talk" and now clearly I am your master I got the whole government on little marionette strings with me Every time that people bet against me I just turbo jet to a victory Isn't it funny how they talk sh*t and then I sh*t all over them? Went up against me and now you are overwhelmed I am underwhelmed, I am already bored and not impressed Damn you, f*ck a pantsuit here's a hand to get you in a dress And it's a big hand, and it's yuge like my tower You're a little miss nobody and of course I am the man of the hour Keep scowling at me b*tch but I am the president And if you think about it really of course it's quite evident I'm educated, I'm successful and slimy like all other politicians Listen to this serpent hissing about how it's unfair that I'm winning She thinks she's entitled to sh*t just because she is a woman She's crooked like my d*ck when it's not inside the women I cum in
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PRO Dear Donald, I don't think so Your country is looking old...
Putin vs Trump Rap Battle
Dear Donald, I don't think so Your country is looking old and sold Keep whining about your presidential success, but you got many failures to confess You can't even put Mr. Kim in his place when he does his weekly nuclear test, Donald you will never be best You are weak like your sons, who are stranger than your most sickliest nuns You should be locked in your Trump tower all the time, maybe then I could make your precious America mine It's time they experienced a real leader, a man who's biggest priority is not his hair and tan I would rule them like a God, make them part of Mother Russia...each American would know how it feels to be strong and hard, no longer would they feel weak and marred I'd make Hollywood into a gangster hell, and New York into an expansive military shell I will choose who polices the streets, plenty of you will end up getting blood on your sheets As I creep in the night, anyone who goes against my policies will get a sure fright Those liberal journalists, they will get to feel some Putin'...like a vampire I will suck their blood and make sure my godly name is never tarred in any mud You think your tweets are special? I will make sure they become inconsequential In fact it's not manly to keep tweeting, you really need to take a beating When I come over, you will make your last tweet...it will say Vlady is great, and I'm his bait Then you'll either be killed or made into a handicapped pensioner, always feeling like a prisoner Unable to talk or walk, your wife will have to hold up your fork On the plate will be some poisoned meat, now you eat it you lying cheat It's time to give it up and submit to me, because I've gotta grip so tight that you will never again be free I'll do you over worse than Stalin on a good day, for your deceit you will fvcking pay
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PRO I am not fussy You could never build a wall, because you...
Putin vs Trump Rap Battle
Privet Donald, Vlad here...the greatest leader in the world and a man to fear I silence fools who goes against me, just make them disappear...walking this earth? They are no where near Born into poverty, I come from the ghetto...cultivated my career in the KGB and went harder than you will ever see The most gangsta you get? Letting your wife stroke your hair like you're her little pet I've fought bigger bears than you, and a few terrorists too Grabbed' Chechnya harder than you have any pvssy, who I decide to slap? I am not fussy You could never build a wall, because you haven't got the balls; nothin' but a loudmouth who will encounter many epic falls Mexico's b1tch, I'll put you in a ditch You haven't even committed your first real murder, what I have done would make your fat body shudder Yes Donald, bombing Syria is no great triumph...Assad and myself will strengthen our alliance and make sure you will become devoid of defiance You'll have nothing left, and will be completely bereft. I will invade your wife's birth country, Slovenia...with this I will be even meaner After that I will call your friend Kim, we will discuss how to make your country more thin Think you are so wonderful with your I am not fussy You could never build a wall, because you haven't got the balls; nothin' but a loudmouth who will encounter many epic falls Mexico's b1tch, I'll put you in a ditch You haven't even committed your first real murder, what I have done would make your fat body shudder Yes Donald, bombing Syria is no great triumph...Assad and myself will strengthen our alliance and make sure you will become devoid of defiance You'll have nothing left, and will be completely bereft. I will invade your wife's birth country, Slovenia...with this I will be even meaner After that I will call your friend Kim, we will discuss how to make your country more thin Think you are so wonderful with your Trump tower, well I can tell you that I rule Russia with a real power My people love me, while yours are in misery No idea what it feels like to control the masses, only thing you can dominate are Hilary's glasses You need to work on fitness, you have less muscle than your daughters overweight lesbian mistress I have arms that can carry thousand men, while yours can't even hold the tiniest pen Don't get me started on your hands either, they are smaller than that of a dwarf Kaiser I will leave your face full of scars, with more wrinkles in it than your oldest babushkas Get back to your tan salon, you big tranny man...go play with your wife's dresses and see to your hair, for when it comes to Vlad you just will not fare
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PRO You're like Brittney N Phrem when the lightning struck...
Rap battle armoredcat vs NDECD1441
You're like Brittney N Phrem when the lightning struck her Because your life flashed before your eyes, You shudder You chose that style for your reply, Shoulda picked another Because your raps were like Frank Gehry's works, No structure I could be high on ec$t@cy, Especially when you're next to me I just go numb reading this monstrosity you call a rhapsody You can't rap and you know that, All you do is act scary Hope that you rap steady, Yet, Like a factory I manufacture a product multiplying my elo Dissing the best rapper still, How low can he go? I'm literally at school projects, Don't inflate your ego How do you claim I beg bjtch, You start from zero Most make their way up to the top but we know Armoredcat thinks he's got a platform, Does he though? Or is it taken by some user of modern day street flow Getting ready to turn this cat's career like Benzino's The entire album on some redneck gnat? Bjtch listen again, See what songs you ain't checked yet You'd also be crazy to think Killshot is straight @$$ wack I'll strike a 21 like the last time you played Blackjack So I'm a pseudo, How would you know? I'm 15, You're too old To be making threats at me, Put out my trump card, Its uno If you got a way to make some progressive shjt then do so But if you're only a self-proclaimed socialist like Trudeau (Then shut your mouth with super glue bro! ) Now its onto you yo!
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PRO My opponent relies on one repeating verse It's like he's...
Rap Battle: YYW VS BSH1
My opponent relies on one repeating verse It's like he's stuck with a bad-rap curse Maybe Bsh's taken over his soul Unfortunately, to him Bsh is a ghoul [1] He suffers much, every touch is so rough *BSH ain't tough, next to YYW he's just mush Beginner even admits Bsh is just a little kitten While YYW's a tough mutt, with bravery all over his face written If Bsh1 took this battle he couldn't have done any worse Beginner's rap car got damaged and swerved off course He represent him so bad, I don't show any remorse *YYW rides on his boyfriend as I ride on you--like a horse [2] You lost this rap battle from the very beginning, Bsh1 simply ain't better, no matter the setting He spent too much times insultin' me and not enough left resultin' capacity This is over, y'all vote for pro, the true rap king [1] A ghoul is "an evil spirit or phantom, especially one supposed to rob graves and feed on dead bodies." [2] This is an (inappropriate) word-play....you know, YYW and Bsh1 "get it on" in a certain style, but YYW commands and dominates as previously mentioned, so I dominate Beginner in a similar way, and the word pun is that "getting it on" style can be like a horse, but I can also ride on the horse like the horse trainer....Okay if you don't get this, in a paraphrased fasion, "YYW domantes Bsh1 like I domanate him--[something that rhymes with remorse]"
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PRO All of them can take a knee - And suck my orange d*ck I'm...
Donald Trump vs Bernie Sanders Rap Battle, 600th Debate Spectacular
Let me start by saying that - Mexicans are rapists, And all the haters think my - Supporters are racists, This country"s number one - That's how it"s always been If you vote me for Prez - Then I'll make it great again My name is Donald Trump - and I"m the Alpha Male If I'm up against Hillary - I'll chuck her a** in jail She thinks she can beat me? She might as well bail She can't even figure out - How to use her email I lead in every poll - I dominate debates When Thett3 watches me - He likes to mast-ur-bate My poll lead is massive - Ted Cruz can go bite me Who is Lindsey Graham and what the hell's a Chris Christie? Rubio and Huckabee? - Perry, Carson, Kasich? All of them can take a knee - And suck my orange d*ck I'm a billionaire tycoon - And I'm really, really rich Jeb Bush is a baby - And all he does is B*TCH But this crazy nut Bernie - Holy crap is this guy old He reminds me of a house - That is overrun with mold He's ancient, he's slow - And his speeches really blow If he thinks he can rap, then I'll show them who's a pro Bernie is a lunatic - He wants to tax everything What we really need to do - Is cut our damn spending He wants to tax the mega rich - He wants Medicare for all All I wanna do is build a motherf*cking wall This country needs a leader - Who will never retreat Bernie hides in a corner - When you mention 'Wall Street' He hates all the bankers - Thinks THEYRE the enemy I know every one of them - Theyre all a friend to me We need to secure our borders - And put China in its place, Say 'no deal' to Iran - And blow ISIS into space And what is Bernie's plan to - Solving all these problems? 'Tax the 1% and hope that that will somehow solve them!' If Bernie becomes prez - Then trust me we're screwed I could never live in a country - That is run by the jews He's going bald and senile - His fans live in denial I would move to Canada - ......But only for a while So elect me as Prez - Im the man for the job We'll kick out Obama - Make the whiny liberals sob Im one of a kind - Aint nobody like me And If i'm the nominee - Ill kick the sh** out of Bernie
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CON I'm Clinton.
Rap Battle: Trump vs Clinton
I'm Clinton.
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CON 9space's rap is such a sorry sight He resorts to...
Rap Battle: YYW VS BSH1
SUMMARY: I don't even have to try very hard It's clear who won, didn't even use my trump card. My opponent's got no originality His rap's so bad he has to steal from me Look at that horse reference it's clearly a copy Of my calling bsh's pet a steed previously. 9space's rap is such a sorry sight He resorts to footnotes to make aright Those references which, he's clearly implyin', The reader's too dumb to see what he's supplyin' Insult you? You think you've won. [Insert laughter] fool, that aint even a maybe I point out your faults and you whine like a baby 9SPACEKING, GENTLEMEN AND LADIES: He's rampantly spewed his duplicity And he's slung a load of dishonesty Look at that transparent thievery This guy is a serious mockery Can't even rap with authenticity Yo, this fool's got no credibility To even praise his side, honestly. And he think he's won [insert scoffing sound] Not even close baby! Bsh won the moment you started typin' You ruined the guy whose arse you tried wipin' YYW's name is sunk with your calumny Thanks for your help, I'll take this win free.
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CON I do not really support either side. ... I'm just doing...
Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton Rap Battle
I do not really support either side. I'm just doing it for the fun.
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CON Let me take a moment, to thank my opponent, now let's get...
Donald Trump vs Bernie Sanders Rap Battle, 600th Debate Spectacular
Let me take a moment, to thank my opponent, now let's get this on, I'm an old school politico, fightin' the status quo, from morning 'til dawn, Fightin' the lobby, like it's my hobby, but still stay off my lawn, Been here awhile, so I've got the flash and the style, to take down The Don. You know my name, because I play the game, yeah, I'm the next Prez, This bloviating jokster, less useful than an antique coaster, he'll sink like the Exxon Valdez, Bombastic ranter, with his unique banter, especially funny when he's chillin' in Juarez, But I get it, and don't forget it, just listen to everything that this fool says. I'm an outside shot, but I'm the best you've got, since Hils offering up secrets of state, Can't figure out e-mail, should be going to jail, I'm this nations best ultimate fate, I am the political mind, the rest should be fined, and we shouldn't have to wait, I'm the independent, against an eventual defendant, so get on board before it's too late. I'm the best of the Dem pool, not a corporate tool, just give me your vote, Fightin' billionaires, make sure everyone shares, I'll give you their coat, Let's sail to prosperity, by government charity, just get in the boat, I'm the candidate for reform, changin up what's the norm, but I don't like to gloat. You calling me old, don't be so cold, it means politics is a game I know how to play, Can't say the same for you, so don't hate on this Jew, I know how I can make you pay, So you've never been elected, keep on being rejected, What else is there to say, I fight establishment goons, and the bloviating loons, so I can make the Trump go away. I'm the real player, in the senate and as a mayor, don't forget I've been to the show, Trumps a birther, probly a flat earther, the prez campaign is the only part he'll ever know, I'm a leader cuz I've lead, Trump just runs for prez instead, I've got more skill in just my big toe, Trump you've got some game, but only cuz we know your name, so it's now time for you to go. Time to rebuild this great nation, take out the crooks on vacation, tax and spend, Help the middle class, boot out Trump on his mass, we can be great again my friend, Trump is a fool, a corporate tool, time to send him to school, and let's continue that trend, Trump and Hil are done, dump the senate and congress for fun, and only ask will it Blend? Time for this election, trump just offers deflection, so vote for what's right, I've got the past, Trump's popularity wont last, I offer a future that is far more bright, I've got the vision, to make every decision, Trumps got the speech, but I've got the sight, Trump can keep up the talk, and I'll keep walking the walk, yeah, I'm up for this fight.
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CON I'm putting the world back in its place Kim can just keep...
Putin vs Trump Rap Battle
I'm putting the world back in its place Kim can just keep scrunching his face I have the most advanced military in the world And I'm about to remind all you autocratic girls I have three ATBM's for every nuke you sissies got Obama showed you the red lines, but my trigger finger is hot If you keep trying to fvck with me, you're gonna feel the pain You'll learn what it's like to have napalm instead of rain You're just mad that I'm a president who calls you out on sh!t You want to keep dominating Europe like some Soviet bit I'm not a policitian, and that's bad news for your @ss I try to spend more time putting your sh!t on blast You're not worth my time I have a country to make great I'm just bringing the justice I'll take you down, just wait.
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CON Listen up big red At the end, you'll wish you were dead...
Putin vs Trump Rap Battle
Listen up big red At the end, you'll wish you were dead Like your road kill population Something's wrong with your head Take a look, I'm building this wall that's almost as big as my dick You can't stand up to me in this battle - my beats are too sick. Now you've learned what happens when you attack civilians I'll have my military lay a target and blow your sh!t to oblivion. You're looking pretty wealthy, how come your economy is failing? Your people's wealth is dropping as fast as mine is excelling. I've only been in office 100 days, and the Dow is already popping And above all that for the past couple months unemployment has been dropping So what do you have to show, 18 years a career politician? Maybe I can just help you out and get your success a mortician. All your little fits your throwing just remind me that you're just a sissy. So grow some balls before I'm tempted to grab you by the pvssy.
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CON My solution is simple, tweet and keep grinding I don't...
Putin vs Trump Rap Battle
It's okay, everything's great We're doing fine, we're doing great. You don't got sh*t on me Putin While youre rootin and tootin And saving your own a** I'm fixing problems regardless of blast You care too much that people look into you You've been killing reporters now isnt that true? My solution is simple, tweet and keep grinding I don't care if they hate me, I just keep on signing I can't believe they've let you in power so long Your morals are week where your public face is strong At least my people know exactly what I am Not some crook who escapes by the blood of some lambs I mean, what are you, like some weak a** Hitler? At least he had the balls to take the countries he attacked I'm aiming my national attack at the edge of your lines? And more people from more countries will be cursing your crimes The people in Syria are thanking God for my policy They know you and Assad are just way too bossy Like I said, you may look good cuz of some dead journalists Just watch your a** cuz you're on my you're-fired-list
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CON I accept. ... Let's get it.
Putin vs Trump Rap Battle
I accept. Let's get it.
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CON Throw your hands up and jump, I aint no chump, dropping...
Donald Trump vs Bernie Sanders Rap Battle, 600th Debate Spectacular
Throw your hands up and jump, I aint no chump, dropping rhymes when it's my turn, Time to get going and stump, my opponent's Trump, so get ready to feel the Bern. Accepted.
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CON Tch Y'know I say I'm straight fire, And they saying the...
Rap battle armoredcat vs NDECD1441
You're a style connoisseur, You rap like Eminem too, My real own sh! T would really burn your mental You got 6 fvking L's, My sharpness draws yellow cards Leaving your cheeks pink, At the end, Like a pencil, B! Tch, No structure? I thought I was too elementary, Can't mettle with my bars, On lock, Like penitentiaries You wanna sentence me? I guess I'll take a lower case, And throw capital punishment right at your motherfvcking face, Who even gives a fvck who's the best rapper still, All I give a fvck about is the next rapper killed, Cause Mac Millers ill, 3X TENTACION Higher in the sky than any rating of Revival is on, How would I know you're a pseudo? Listen to this sh! T, You said I lost every battle you fvcking hypocrite b! Tch Y'know I say I'm straight fire, And they saying the same thing People go Cain and Abel on boys, You ain't able to hold a cane, I"m the master of rap that is actual fact Ghostwriting for your favorite rapper with high caliber knock you sideways like a lateral pass, I grew up on K. Dot, And Good Kid Maad City, That TPAB and that Carter 2 fit me, That Section 80 and that College Dropout with me I"m was with MF DOOM and Madvilliany kill me My self esteem high, Higher then the sky, A little under some gates of heaven, But I"m still fly, I could pull out an Airsoft and miss and you"d still die, It"s like my blood fused with marijuana all my life I"ve been high If my flow fell on Satan death would be a safe haven I ain"t playing, My cloud 9 is heaven NCECD's is a fvcking raven, I'm nicer than a Canadian motherfvcking Mormon, These haters coming at me, You a 15 year old Corbyn, My flow Is rael, Test me you fvck, See how it feels Heating sh! T up on my grill, Raise the stake (steak)s, You a meal So I'mma break the 4th wall like Deadpool was a Mexican And say on DDO your b! Tch a$$ is never gonna rest again, Electric sh! T
