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Rap Battle: Trump vs Clinton
My opponent will accept and post if they want to argue as Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton. I will start this battle in round 2.
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PRO I've decided to do another rap battle; but this time with...
Putin vs Trump Rap Battle
Regards! I've decided to do another I've decided to do another rap battle; but this time with me (Pro) playing Vladimir Putin and Con playing Donald Trump.
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PRO I have been wanting to retire from debating on this site...
Donald Trump vs Bernie Sanders Rap Battle, 600th Debate Spectacular
Welcome everyone to my 600th and final debate here on DDO. I have been wanting to retire from debating on this site for some time as many people probably don't care that much about, so I earmarked this, #600, to be my final debate. To celebrate the landmark occasion I have decided to host a political I have been wanting to retire from debating on this site for some time as many people probably don't care that much about, so I earmarked this, #600, to be my final debate. To celebrate the landmark occasion I have decided to host a political rap battle with the one and only Airmax1227, since only he has both the rap battle skills and the worthiness to throw down in this, my 600th and final debate I'm Imabench and I will be representing Donald Trump. Airmax1227 will be representing Bernie Sanders 4000 characters per round. Full 72 hours between rounds. First round is for acceptance only. Voting will be decided by one judge and one judge only. This judge will have sole discretion in deciding who wins this rap battle, may the force be with him.
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PRO Easy to offend her because she's weak like her gender...
Rap Battle: Trump vs Clinton
Who remembers this chick's first surrender? Easy to offend her because she's weak like her gender Always relying on her identity politics The only women I like, they all know how to swallow quick I like the identity of my women to be models Not model citizens - got model foreigners in my brothel I tried warning her that she would always be under me I'll f*ck this broad up again - not my first time with adultery See girls just can't help but be attracted to my money Have you seen my Twitter account? Everything that I say is funny I'm tall, I got blonde hair, and I got big brooding shoulders F*ck with me and I'll call out for all my "Make America Great Again" soldiers These f*ckin stupid redneck with guns will f*ckin shoot you if I say so Got these idiot buffoons all molded under my thumb like they're playdough And what's more powerful than a bunch of stupid people in masses? I'm about to teach you a lesson that they won't teach in the classes I'll show you how being ruthless and savage is all that really matters I shattered the ideal of manners with "real talk" and now clearly I am your master I got the whole government on little marionette strings with me Every time that people bet against me I just turbo jet to a victory Isn't it funny how they talk sh*t and then I sh*t all over them? Went up against me and now you are overwhelmed I am underwhelmed, I am already bored and not impressed Damn you, f*ck a pantsuit here's a hand to get you in a dress And it's a big hand, and it's yuge like my tower You're a little miss nobody and of course I am the man of the hour Keep scowling at me b*tch but I am the president And if you think about it really of course it's quite evident I'm educated, I'm successful and slimy like all other politicians Listen to this serpent hissing about how it's unfair that I'm winning She thinks she's entitled to sh*t just because she is a woman She's crooked like my d*ck when it's not inside the women I cum in
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PRO I realize that plenty of these have been done before, but...
Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton Rap Battle
I realize that plenty of these have been done before, but I want to do one nonetheless. Pro is President Donald Trump, Con is former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. 16 bars. 1st round is acceptance only.
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PRO You've wanted to do a rap battle with me, Here it is! ......
Rap battle armoredcat vs NDECD1441
Hello armoredcat! You've wanted to do a rap battle with me, Here it is! Regular rules do apply, Including passing per rules should you start. Good luck!
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PRO My opponent relies on one repeating verse It's like he's...
Rap Battle: YYW VS BSH1
My opponent relies on one repeating verse It's like he's stuck with a bad-rap curse Maybe Bsh's taken over his soul Unfortunately, to him Bsh is a ghoul [1] He suffers much, every touch is so rough *BSH ain't tough, next to YYW he's just mush Beginner even admits Bsh is just a little kitten While YYW's a tough mutt, with bravery all over his face written If Bsh1 took this battle he couldn't have done any worse Beginner's rap car got damaged and swerved off course He represent him so bad, I don't show any remorse *YYW rides on his boyfriend as I ride on you--like a horse [2] You lost this rap battle from the very beginning, Bsh1 simply ain't better, no matter the setting He spent too much times insultin' me and not enough left resultin' capacity This is over, y'all vote for pro, the true rap king [1] A ghoul is "an evil spirit or phantom, especially one supposed to rob graves and feed on dead bodies." [2] This is an (inappropriate) word-play....you know, YYW and Bsh1 "get it on" in a certain style, but YYW commands and dominates as previously mentioned, so I dominate Beginner in a similar way, and the word pun is that "getting it on" style can be like a horse, but I can also ride on the horse like the horse trainer....Okay if you don't get this, in a paraphrased fasion, "YYW domantes Bsh1 like I domanate him--[something that rhymes with remorse]"
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PRO Use those bars to fight a person, Then be pleased he's me...
Rap battle armoredcat vs NDECD1441
Use those bars to fight a person, Then be pleased he's me You made a bad mistake battling NDECD I'm an plague, Epidemic, A disease, See the Reason I like Eminem is he breathes easily See, The only light you'll see in the sky is a star You're a lamp post dumb@$$, I'm as high as I'm far Your flare is nothing but a sign to be careful Especially when there's no rescue to be there too Of course I like Eminem, No question Like holy shjt, I'm not him, We get it. Quit stressin But for somebody who accuses a pseudo by guessin I'm thinking this bjtch needs a rap battle lesson First hint to improbable victory, Just don't be wack Don't diss a famous rapper when you know he's back You pull your bars out of your arse or an old street shack Kendrick Lamar's your ni&&a too, And I don't mean black Second hint is in your raps, Don't use single rhymes. . . They destroy more of your already fickle lines You started off in school, Awww no that's some little lies No wonder you lost every battle while your spittle dries See I'm like the Freddie Krueger of rap, I kill you in your sleep You're William Elsworth, Your failure tricks are cheap There are human rainbows, Mama lovers, And armored cats That can't speak the real language and only read coloured text I'm not thinking about chains, Ice or bank accounts Not thinking about no America or tax amounts Just thinking about your army and the counts Knocking them off their high horse and their mounts Your school projects don't hurt, Given that I'm still in school I've achieve the same thing, But got more time killing you I'd ridicule, This living fool, So hard that quickly you'll Begin to fall to your knees and succumb to British rule Now what exactly have we learned today? Don't battle NDECD like this person may Because if you don't watch every word you say When others wake up the next day, You'll be burnt away.
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PRO Dear Donald, I don't think so Your country is looking old...
Putin vs Trump Rap Battle
Dear Donald, I don't think so Your country is looking old and sold Keep whining about your presidential success, but you got many failures to confess You can't even put Mr. Kim in his place when he does his weekly nuclear test, Donald you will never be best You are weak like your sons, who are stranger than your most sickliest nuns You should be locked in your Trump tower all the time, maybe then I could make your precious America mine It's time they experienced a real leader, a man who's biggest priority is not his hair and tan I would rule them like a God, make them part of Mother Russia...each American would know how it feels to be strong and hard, no longer would they feel weak and marred I'd make Hollywood into a gangster hell, and New York into an expansive military shell I will choose who polices the streets, plenty of you will end up getting blood on your sheets As I creep in the night, anyone who goes against my policies will get a sure fright Those liberal journalists, they will get to feel some Putin'...like a vampire I will suck their blood and make sure my godly name is never tarred in any mud You think your tweets are special? I will make sure they become inconsequential In fact it's not manly to keep tweeting, you really need to take a beating When I come over, you will make your last tweet...it will say Vlady is great, and I'm his bait Then you'll either be killed or made into a handicapped pensioner, always feeling like a prisoner Unable to talk or walk, your wife will have to hold up your fork On the plate will be some poisoned meat, now you eat it you lying cheat It's time to give it up and submit to me, because I've gotta grip so tight that you will never again be free I'll do you over worse than Stalin on a good day, for your deceit you will fvcking pay
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PRO I am not fussy You could never build a wall, because you...
Putin vs Trump Rap Battle
Privet Donald, Vlad here...the greatest leader in the world and a man to fear I silence fools who goes against me, just make them disappear...walking this earth? They are no where near Born into poverty, I come from the ghetto...cultivated my career in the KGB and went harder than you will ever see The most gangsta you get? Letting your wife stroke your hair like you're her little pet I've fought bigger bears than you, and a few terrorists too Grabbed' Chechnya harder than you have any pvssy, who I decide to slap? I am not fussy You could never build a wall, because you haven't got the balls; nothin' but a loudmouth who will encounter many epic falls Mexico's b1tch, I'll put you in a ditch You haven't even committed your first real murder, what I have done would make your fat body shudder Yes Donald, bombing Syria is no great triumph...Assad and myself will strengthen our alliance and make sure you will become devoid of defiance You'll have nothing left, and will be completely bereft. I will invade your wife's birth country, Slovenia...with this I will be even meaner After that I will call your friend Kim, we will discuss how to make your country more thin Think you are so wonderful with your I am not fussy You could never build a wall, because you haven't got the balls; nothin' but a loudmouth who will encounter many epic falls Mexico's b1tch, I'll put you in a ditch You haven't even committed your first real murder, what I have done would make your fat body shudder Yes Donald, bombing Syria is no great triumph...Assad and myself will strengthen our alliance and make sure you will become devoid of defiance You'll have nothing left, and will be completely bereft. I will invade your wife's birth country, Slovenia...with this I will be even meaner After that I will call your friend Kim, we will discuss how to make your country more thin Think you are so wonderful with your Trump tower, well I can tell you that I rule Russia with a real power My people love me, while yours are in misery No idea what it feels like to control the masses, only thing you can dominate are Hilary's glasses You need to work on fitness, you have less muscle than your daughters overweight lesbian mistress I have arms that can carry thousand men, while yours can't even hold the tiniest pen Don't get me started on your hands either, they are smaller than that of a dwarf Kaiser I will leave your face full of scars, with more wrinkles in it than your oldest babushkas Get back to your tan salon, you big tranny man...go play with your wife's dresses and see to your hair, for when it comes to Vlad you just will not fare
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CON I'm Clinton.
Rap Battle: Trump vs Clinton
I'm Clinton.
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CON Listen up big red At the end, you'll wish you were dead...
Putin vs Trump Rap Battle
Listen up big red At the end, you'll wish you were dead Like your road kill population Something's wrong with your head Take a look, I'm building this wall that's almost as big as my dick You can't stand up to me in this battle - my beats are too sick. Now you've learned what happens when you attack civilians I'll have my military lay a target and blow your sh!t to oblivion. You're looking pretty wealthy, how come your economy is failing? Your people's wealth is dropping as fast as mine is excelling. I've only been in office 100 days, and the Dow is already popping And above all that for the past couple months unemployment has been dropping So what do you have to show, 18 years a career politician? Maybe I can just help you out and get your success a mortician. All your little fits your throwing just remind me that you're just a sissy. So grow some balls before I'm tempted to grab you by the pvssy.
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CON I do not really support either side. ... I'm just doing...
Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton Rap Battle
I do not really support either side. I'm just doing it for the fun.
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CON He spent a whole album dissing a redneck gnat, So you're...
Rap battle armoredcat vs NDECD1441
Holy sh! T! I expected your wack raps to be bad But it's so trash I thought Grover was bout to come out your a$$. Eminem breathes easily? What the fvck was that? You're jealous of people who don't have fat-a$$ inhalers on their back? I'll see a star in the sky? Is this National Geographic facts? You're right, You must be high as sh! T to be fvcking with my rap, Eminem's back? How much cortex do you lack? He spent a whole album dissing a redneck gnat, So you're British but you take liberties with N-Words just like you're black? How much begging did you need to do to get yourself a pass? I lost every battle? Now you making up shvt Like the mascara your girl has on on some make-up shvt, Walking to her exes house on some making-up shvt, Then ringing your doorbell on some breaking up shvt, What's brackin? And why don't you care about taxes? It it cause you ain't got the sales to make the income happen? I mean, If you intend to bolster your career in rappin, You better hope for a socialist to progressivize that shvt, aye
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CON Tch Y'know I say I'm straight fire, And they saying the...
Rap battle armoredcat vs NDECD1441
You're a style connoisseur, You rap like Eminem too, My real own sh! T would really burn your mental You got 6 fvking L's, My sharpness draws yellow cards Leaving your cheeks pink, At the end, Like a pencil, B! Tch, No structure? I thought I was too elementary, Can't mettle with my bars, On lock, Like penitentiaries You wanna sentence me? I guess I'll take a lower case, And throw capital punishment right at your motherfvcking face, Who even gives a fvck who's the best rapper still, All I give a fvck about is the next rapper killed, Cause Mac Millers ill, 3X TENTACION Higher in the sky than any rating of Revival is on, How would I know you're a pseudo? Listen to this sh! T, You said I lost every battle you fvcking hypocrite b! Tch Y'know I say I'm straight fire, And they saying the same thing People go Cain and Abel on boys, You ain't able to hold a cane, I"m the master of rap that is actual fact Ghostwriting for your favorite rapper with high caliber knock you sideways like a lateral pass, I grew up on K. Dot, And Good Kid Maad City, That TPAB and that Carter 2 fit me, That Section 80 and that College Dropout with me I"m was with MF DOOM and Madvilliany kill me My self esteem high, Higher then the sky, A little under some gates of heaven, But I"m still fly, I could pull out an Airsoft and miss and you"d still die, It"s like my blood fused with marijuana all my life I"ve been high If my flow fell on Satan death would be a safe haven I ain"t playing, My cloud 9 is heaven NCECD's is a fvcking raven, I'm nicer than a Canadian motherfvcking Mormon, These haters coming at me, You a 15 year old Corbyn, My flow Is rael, Test me you fvck, See how it feels Heating sh! T up on my grill, Raise the stake (steak)s, You a meal So I'mma break the 4th wall like Deadpool was a Mexican And say on DDO your b! Tch a$$ is never gonna rest again, Electric sh! T
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CON I'm putting the world back in its place Kim can just keep...
Putin vs Trump Rap Battle
I'm putting the world back in its place Kim can just keep scrunching his face I have the most advanced military in the world And I'm about to remind all you autocratic girls I have three ATBM's for every nuke you sissies got Obama showed you the red lines, but my trigger finger is hot If you keep trying to fvck with me, you're gonna feel the pain You'll learn what it's like to have napalm instead of rain You're just mad that I'm a president who calls you out on sh!t You want to keep dominating Europe like some Soviet bit I'm not a policitian, and that's bad news for your @ss I try to spend more time putting your sh!t on blast You're not worth my time I have a country to make great I'm just bringing the justice I'll take you down, just wait.
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CON My solution is simple, tweet and keep grinding I don't...
Putin vs Trump Rap Battle
It's okay, everything's great We're doing fine, we're doing great. You don't got sh*t on me Putin While youre rootin and tootin And saving your own a** I'm fixing problems regardless of blast You care too much that people look into you You've been killing reporters now isnt that true? My solution is simple, tweet and keep grinding I don't care if they hate me, I just keep on signing I can't believe they've let you in power so long Your morals are week where your public face is strong At least my people know exactly what I am Not some crook who escapes by the blood of some lambs I mean, what are you, like some weak a** Hitler? At least he had the balls to take the countries he attacked I'm aiming my national attack at the edge of your lines? And more people from more countries will be cursing your crimes The people in Syria are thanking God for my policy They know you and Assad are just way too bossy Like I said, you may look good cuz of some dead journalists Just watch your a** cuz you're on my you're-fired-list
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CON I accept. ... Let's get it.
Putin vs Trump Rap Battle
I accept. Let's get it.
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CON 9space's rap is such a sorry sight He resorts to...
Rap Battle: YYW VS BSH1
SUMMARY: I don't even have to try very hard It's clear who won, didn't even use my trump card. My opponent's got no originality His rap's so bad he has to steal from me Look at that horse reference it's clearly a copy Of my calling bsh's pet a steed previously. 9space's rap is such a sorry sight He resorts to footnotes to make aright Those references which, he's clearly implyin', The reader's too dumb to see what he's supplyin' Insult you? You think you've won. [Insert laughter] fool, that aint even a maybe I point out your faults and you whine like a baby 9SPACEKING, GENTLEMEN AND LADIES: He's rampantly spewed his duplicity And he's slung a load of dishonesty Look at that transparent thievery This guy is a serious mockery Can't even rap with authenticity Yo, this fool's got no credibility To even praise his side, honestly. And he think he's won [insert scoffing sound] Not even close baby! Bsh won the moment you started typin' You ruined the guy whose arse you tried wipin' YYW's name is sunk with your calumny Thanks for your help, I'll take this win free.
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CON Let me take a moment, to thank my opponent, now let's get...
Donald Trump vs Bernie Sanders Rap Battle, 600th Debate Spectacular
Let me take a moment, to thank my opponent, now let's get this on, I'm an old school politico, fightin' the status quo, from morning 'til dawn, Fightin' the lobby, like it's my hobby, but still stay off my lawn, Been here awhile, so I've got the flash and the style, to take down The Don. You know my name, because I play the game, yeah, I'm the next Prez, This bloviating jokster, less useful than an antique coaster, he'll sink like the Exxon Valdez, Bombastic ranter, with his unique banter, especially funny when he's chillin' in Juarez, But I get it, and don't forget it, just listen to everything that this fool says. I'm an outside shot, but I'm the best you've got, since Hils offering up secrets of state, Can't figure out e-mail, should be going to jail, I'm this nations best ultimate fate, I am the political mind, the rest should be fined, and we shouldn't have to wait, I'm the independent, against an eventual defendant, so get on board before it's too late. I'm the best of the Dem pool, not a corporate tool, just give me your vote, Fightin' billionaires, make sure everyone shares, I'll give you their coat, Let's sail to prosperity, by government charity, just get in the boat, I'm the candidate for reform, changin up what's the norm, but I don't like to gloat. You calling me old, don't be so cold, it means politics is a game I know how to play, Can't say the same for you, so don't hate on this Jew, I know how I can make you pay, So you've never been elected, keep on being rejected, What else is there to say, I fight establishment goons, and the bloviating loons, so I can make the Trump go away. I'm the real player, in the senate and as a mayor, don't forget I've been to the show, Trumps a birther, probly a flat earther, the prez campaign is the only part he'll ever know, I'm a leader cuz I've lead, Trump just runs for prez instead, I've got more skill in just my big toe, Trump you've got some game, but only cuz we know your name, so it's now time for you to go. Time to rebuild this great nation, take out the crooks on vacation, tax and spend, Help the middle class, boot out Trump on his mass, we can be great again my friend, Trump is a fool, a corporate tool, time to send him to school, and let's continue that trend, Trump and Hil are done, dump the senate and congress for fun, and only ask will it Blend? Time for this election, trump just offers deflection, so vote for what's right, I've got the past, Trump's popularity wont last, I offer a future that is far more bright, I've got the vision, to make every decision, Trumps got the speech, but I've got the sight, Trump can keep up the talk, and I'll keep walking the walk, yeah, I'm up for this fight.
