PRO

  • PRO

    I will present a few examples of people or things I would...

    Rap Battle Theme

    I've seen a couple of rap battles on this site and wanted to try one. Most people are familiar with the YouTube channel "Epic Rap Battles of History" where real or fictional characters rap battle against one another. I will present a few examples of people or things I would like to battle about for fun. Obama vs. Romney (I will be Obama) Seahawks vs. Patriots (I will be Seahawks) Democrats vs. Republicans (I will be Democrats) Jesus vs. Muhammed (I will be Jesus) Jay Z vs.

    • https://www.debate.org/debates/Rap-Battle-Theme/1/
  • PRO

    Con Starts in R1 following this post. In his last round...

    Rap Battle : Cloud (Pro) Vs Link (Con)

    Con Starts in R1 following this post. In his last round he will type "no round" to even out to rounds This is a rap battle/lyrical battle Cloud from final fantasy 7 vs Link from zelda

    • https://www.debate.org/debates/Rap-Battle-Cloud-Pro-Vs-Link-Con/1/
  • PRO

    Simple enough Rap battle Me vs my adversary. Speed rap He...

    Rap Battle

    Simple enough Rap battle Me vs my adversary. Speed rap He will start his argument following this in the first round, and type no round as agreed upon in the final round to even the rounds out. failure to type this constitutes my adversary having an extra round and offering a full 7 point win to me due to this. Lets go

    • https://www.debate.org/debates/Rap-Battle/124/
  • PRO

    The only thing you're herding is some more lube for your...

    Rap Battle

    The only thing you're herding is some more lube for your hand If I'm cattle then your non-sentient like a piece of sand on my land face-it, in this battle your crew is looking softer than apple pie You're facing off against bill gates, but you're just that apple guy Get it? Didn't think so, you're too stupid for that the rap crap that you spat it's like a rat vs. a cat the only thing your doing is trying to rhyme 'pass' with 'face' a cashless chase, I replace grace with mace to put your @ss in place I'll leave you deflated like the patriots did with their balls and bomb you faster than kids walking down Oklahoma building halls I'll fly like a plane and crash into your building and watch you burn and just like seal-team six I sticks with the ammo until you in an urn You can climb trees all you want, I'll chop you down with an axe I'm the diamond who shines under pressure, you just melt like some wax If you really want to continue then I wish you the best of luck You vs. me is like a fly vs. the windshield of a truck

    • https://www.debate.org/debates/Rap-Battle/202/
  • PRO

    Instrumental: Mindagger VS Mraaj.EVIL BEGIN Now before I...

    Rap battle! Mindagger VS Mraaj.evil

    RAP BATTLE! Instrumental: Mindagger VS Mraaj.EVIL BEGIN Now before I send your Edgy self into the morgue Tell me friend, how does it feel to be the Shadow of debate.org? Your a Copy and Paste! You fill your good side with distaste! And I have a feeling That your sense of flow will be misplaced! Lets watch this Wannabe try to spit out some crap, While I move the world with my own rap. Go ahead man its now your turn Try not to stutter from all the burns

    • https://www.debate.org/debates/Rap-battle-Mindagger-VS-Mraaj.evil/1/
  • PRO

    grabs mic* Like oil spillage on a village you still...

    Rap Battle

    *grabs mic* Like oil spillage on a village you still diminish this scrimmage of verbal quidditch Your mom is so fat, they need a satellite to fully capture her image You need to change your profile pic from batman to the toothfairy In the booth I'm scary, the truth is this is Babe Ruth vs. a canary How is beating my toe with a hoe even a diss? swallow my piss eternal bliss as I swiss kiss your sis on the nips the only thing your rowing on is a plastic boat in your yard I'm the fantastic g.o.a.t. who goes hard, it's the dragonborn vs. a bard You aint swinging no excalibur, you're just a wannabe king Arthur you wouldn't know if the price was right even if you asked Bob Barker grab the sparkler, this tard thinks I can't count past ten I put him in a tight blouse then, and outshine him like a lighthouse gem Of course your impressed, I'm blessed in this quest to be the best you're just a pest who beats his chest and who I defeat like the rest the only lack of education here is your reference to constipation in this battle you were the Haitian nation facing my earthquakes devastation *drops mic*

    • https://www.debate.org/debates/Rap-Battle/202/
  • PRO

    If you want to accept, pick two fictional characters who...

    I will win this rap battle.

    I made this impossible to accept for now. If you want to accept, pick two fictional characters who will be represented in the If you want to accept, pick two fictional characters who will be represented in the battle, with an asterisk next to your desired character (i.e. Megaman* vs. Samus; General Grievous vs. the Terminator*, etc.). Feel free to list off as many combinations as you want. I'll choose one that works for me (obviously I don't want to do a character I know nothing about or don't like, or face off against an obviously superior character). When Con accepts, their first round should only indicate which characters are facing off. Heads up: there is a 1000 character limit. Voters should take the following into consideration: Conduct = rhyme Spelling and grammar = spelling... and grammar More convincing arguments = quality of lyrics Used most reliable sources = had the best flow

    • https://www.debate.org/debates/I-will-win-this-rap-battle./1/
  • PRO

    I live up to the hype and kill everything of me this...

    Rap Battle

    I live up to the hype and kill everything of me this battle is like putting the cast of lost vs glee I'll leave you blind from the heat, wont be able to see First to the face followed kick and then a knee I'l go to my mid-evil roots and slay you like you were a dragon Stick a hard hat on you and put in you the short bus on a red wagon Your like a girl that i need to break up with, you never stop naggin I got my halo on, so I'm going to pretend i'm an angel in church and start tbagin [1][2] This isn't even a battle, I'm just doing this for fun Lay you on the ground and introduce you to my gun her names rose and shes a whore that likes to cum So when I put my finger to her she sprays and does it on re-runs All I need is 16 bars to beat you, it's like a jail cell In the world of gaming, I'm a razer and your a dell Anything you throw off me bounces of my exterior shell So when I take your soul from you, get ready for a long try to hell [1] http://halo.wikia.com... [2] http://rvb.wikia.com...

    • https://www.debate.org/debates/Rap-Battle/221/
  • PRO

    This will be a rap/poetry battle displaying the sides of...

    Atheist (Pro) vs Catholic (Con) {poetry or rap}

    This will be a rap/poetry battle displaying the sides of Catholics vs atheists.

    • https://www.debate.org/debates/Atheist-Pro-vs-Catholic-Con-poetry-or-rap/1/
  • PRO

    Rap Battle Justin Bieber vs Miley Con shall start it off...

    Rap Battle : Justin Bieber (pro) Vs Miley Cyrus (Con)

    Rap Battle Justin Bieber vs Miley Con shall start it off as miley. FFs will result in the loss of conduct points, multiple FFS result in a full 7 point drop. Con shall type nothing in the last round. Lego

    • https://www.debate.org/debates/Rap-Battle-Justin-Bieber-pro-Vs-Miley-Cyrus-Con/3/

CON

  • CON

    I accept standard rap battle in a me vs you set up.

    Rap Battle #1

    I accept standard rap battle in a me vs you set up.

    • https://www.debate.org/debates/Rap-Battle-1/2/
  • CON

    I mean after all, you have basically no victories. ......

    Rap battle! Minddagger VS FlatStanley

    RAP BATTLE Instrumental: Minddagger VS Flatstanley! BEGIN you sure that you really want to try and rap me? I mean after all, you have basically no victories. go make another earth flat rap and get mangled because everyone knows that the earth is a triangle go ahead and rap to try and even the score. because you'll be more scorched than when you faced ice in an insult war.

    • https://www.debate.org/debates/Rap-battle-Minddagger-VS-FlatStanley/1/
  • CON

    As I haven't debated or battled in a long a$s time, I...

    Hans Hermann-Hoppe vs. Noam Chomsky rap battle

    Many thanks to my opponent for instigating this challenge. As I haven't debated or battled in a long a$s time, I think it sounds like a fun idea :) I'd like to remind the audience that this is NOT a capitalist As I haven't debated or battled in a long a$s time, I think it sounds like a fun idea :) I'd like to remind the audience that this is NOT a capitalist vs. syndicalist debate. The winner should be determined based on the rap battle content and not the political philosophies espoused by the respective advocates. I look forward to an interesting battle, tim, and good luck!

    • https://www.debate.org/debates/Hans-Hermann-Hoppe-vs.-Noam-Chomsky-rap-battle/1/
  • CON

    Just the other day I went to a American museum and saw...

    Rap Battle (White vs Hispanic)

    Alright first of all my food is more real than all of your chicks. The Mexican chicks is what everyone would pick. Just the other day I went to a American museum and saw many reasons why Americans think their are great. Beside the posters of every American president I found a secret room of every Mexican president. This battle was Mexican vs. Cracker so why you bring in the Blacks. You must be high on crack. The FBI may be out to hunt me. I get more scared when I think a Russian want to hunt me. Round 3 ended I not gonna say any more. Cause if I do a white genocide starts

    • https://www.debate.org/debates/Rap-Battle-White-vs-Hispanic/1/
  • CON

    Mincemeat, squash this pipsqueak into some fish treats...

    Rap Battle

    Mincemeat, squash this pipsqueak into some fish treats I'll erase you faster than ancient acts as I re-write history No mystery, no army -- no navy, or hyped up bases I could beat you in a battle rap if I only typed up spaces. Face this, in a beauty contest I'd beat you if I was faceless your tasteless, and couldn't be good even if you faked it Mistakes get - made, when you try to keep up with a boss These fakes get plagued, you are the scum I am the floss Guns and gloss, bipolar flows to slow a foe this kid couldn't step up to me if I sliced off all my toes I'll beat you down with my pro usage of prose It's like Amanda McKittrick Ros vs. my E.A. Poes

    • https://www.debate.org/debates/Rap-Battle/98/
  • CON

    Welcome to DDO, your going to regret coming to the site...

    rap battle (uncut)

    Welcome to DDO, your going to regret coming to the site This is like David vs Goliath, except the giants going to win the fight On a metaphorical scale, this is not even close i'm over half your height So when you see these bars get ready to run and be filled with fright I would burn you more but your round was as short as your cock So don't bother posting the next one, I'd advise you to stop I'll rock and sock you , and then pop you with a glock and watch your drop This is one hell of a beating, because i'm going to beat you till you cry and never stop I'm like michael the arch angel turned dark angel painting a picture of your inevitable death This battle is going to end in such a tragedy, it's going to be worse than the ending to Mcbeth Call me whiter white, because the way I'm cooking you is going to be more precise than how he cooks meth By the end of this battle, your going to be so depressed you will kill yourself and draw your last breath

    • https://www.debate.org/debates/rap-battle-uncut/1/
  • CON

    I feel as though this could be one interesting battle......

    Rap Battle !!!

    I feel as though this could be one interesting battle... I accept this challenge to a rap battle, let's get the lyrics flowin'. I give the Pro the opportunity to set the stage for the battle.

    • https://www.debate.org/debates/Rap-Battle/44/
  • CON

    Now, to get back to the rap battle, I'll be presenting my...

    rap battle.

    Before I start, I'd like to point out that my opponent has plagiarised. Instead of writing his own original lyrics, he decided to steal lines like "my flow sick like stickin d*** into a syphilis cooch" - the original bar can be found here: http://www.lrc6.com... In the link, you'll see the lyrics for the Hopsin song called 'Hop is back' where the same line is used: "I'm sicker than sticking my freaking dick inside of a bitch's syphilis cooch". Let's continue though because there's more... His "honest Abe/free a million slaves" line came from epic rap battles of history - the one where it's Abe Lincoln vs. Chuck Norris. http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com... I don't even feel like checking the rest... At this point it's clear that my opponent is a cheap plagiariser. When you copy/paste the work (or in this case, the rhymes) of other people and pass them off as your own raps it's lame. I hope the audience and judges will take his plagiarism into consideration when judging this rap battle. I urge for you to consider an auto-loss, as that is general procedure whenever someone plagiarises in these things. *Now, to get back to the rap battle, I'll be presenting my own original lyrics* This kid wants to talk about a syphilis cooch like he's cool with diseases but he's more like an epileptic patient, when he see's the truth he just freezes Oh jesus, the kid decided to cheat and use other people's words But to get away with plagerism you need to alter more than the verbs You talk about hiroshima like some kind of cataclysmic event but I'm the bomb shelter under ground with walls made of cement the percent of consent for what you represent underwent a change to dissent repent, lest we resent your ascent due to the fake rhymes that you spent You're right about my win-ratio, now bow down and worship the king If this was a baseball game, your the ball and I'm Babe Ruthing the swing Fvck a tidalwave, I come in like a wrecking ball in the spring you've got a weak heart, I'm cholesterol, and attack with a sting This is just the warm-up boy, and look, it's all original material I'm a stormcloak riding a dragon, your just a lonely imperial I love destroying cheats like you, I'm a rap game killer who's serial I'm that fully evolved charizard who'll eat your pidgey azz like some cereal If you're the terminator then I'm a boiling pool of molten lava it sucks that my mom has fungus cause yours tastes like brazillian guava I take that sweet pvssy and throw her on the side of the block the only wet stains you know is when it's high-tide at the dock The only tools you're using is the copy and paste feature If you were the rap president then call me the impeacher In this battle you're the pupil, I'm the teacher and preacher I'll blow you up faster than a hissing minecraft creeper You couldn't be michael jackson even if you were a thriller like Samson in the bible I'll tear down your pillar If this was a mafia game I'm the godfather you're just the miller the rhymes you didn't plagerise is nothing but filler Forreal though, what's the deal hoe, are you real slow? wheels go, spinning while I'm grinning at your steal show teal snow turns to red after I butcher you with my steel bow you can be Achilles while I fire arrows at your heel bro Face it, defeat is yummy, and I know you can taste it next time you do a rap battle, try not to paste it

    • https://www.debate.org/debates/rap-battle./11/
  • CON

    stretches arms wide, drinks an energy drink and sways his...

    Rap battle NDECD1441 vs RMTheSupreme

    *stretches arms wide, drinks an energy drink and sways his head side to side* Rrrrrrround Twoooo DISCLAIMER: This is a rap battle and the threats or derogatory views I display are how you win a rap battle. They are about playing a role, not about the real me. I do not agree to some things I will say in rap battles, thank you. ----------- Fire, fire risin' higher, to your Empire yes I am, You sing to the cops like you're a CHOIRboy holding his balls up in his hand, But the issue with your squealin' is you're LIAR, not a man, You're teling things like our first battle was your win; DUMB b***h that's ONE bad plan. [http://www.debate.org...] You had a troll voting in your favor and you still couldn't get a single loss past the undisputed CHAMpion's hands, You done stepped in the WRONG RING you SMALL THING, FALLING over my leg as I strike you with bars so SCORCHING hot they brand,(https://en.wikipedia.org...) Bane in the darkness, blind to your mistakes, Why even call this a battle? It's a SH**-SHOW; pi**-take, I'm gon' tame you, put a saddle on, SICK-FLOW whippin' 'til ya break, You're not a wild horse, you're a human seat I sit on when I'm bored You say I'm throwing up CONSISTENTLY, yeah that because I'm iller... Your nothing but a LITTLE CHIMP, come say hi to this gorilla, Your MIDDLE SCHOOL'S PRINCIPAL concerned that you're getting frailer, thinner, Picking fights with bigger kids that could easily eat your fragile heart for dinner, Hop-on, little rabbit, you're not a rapper, you're a fan, You will never ever comprehend the strategy behind the madness of this man, I'm a one of a kind rapper, you're a dime a dozen Stan.(https://www.nme.com...) http://www.youtube.com...

    • https://www.debate.org/debates/Rap-battle-NDECD1441-vs-RMTheSupreme/2/
  • CON

    I am honored to rap battle my homeboy RevNge and that...

    Rap Battle: RevNge vs. Truth_Seeker

    I am honored to rap battle my homeboy RevNge and that being said lets get disrespectful :P

    • https://www.debate.org/debates/Rap-Battle-RevNge-vs.-Truth-Seeker/1/