Dear Donald, I don't think so Your country is looking old...
Putin vs Trump Rap Battle
Dear Donald, I don't think so Your country is looking old and sold Keep whining about your presidential success, but you got many failures to confess You can't even put Mr. Kim in his place when he does his weekly nuclear test, Donald you will never be best You are weak like your sons, who are stranger than your most sickliest nuns You should be locked in your Trump tower all the time, maybe then I could make your precious America mine It's time they experienced a real leader, a man who's biggest priority is not his hair and tan I would rule them like a God, make them part of Mother Russia...each American would know how it feels to be strong and hard, no longer would they feel weak and marred I'd make Hollywood into a gangster hell, and New York into an expansive military shell I will choose who polices the streets, plenty of you will end up getting blood on your sheets As I creep in the night, anyone who goes against my policies will get a sure fright Those liberal journalists, they will get to feel some Putin'...like a vampire I will suck their blood and make sure my godly name is never tarred in any mud You think your tweets are special? I will make sure they become inconsequential In fact it's not manly to keep tweeting, you really need to take a beating When I come over, you will make your last tweet...it will say Vlady is great, and I'm his bait Then you'll either be killed or made into a handicapped pensioner, always feeling like a prisoner Unable to talk or walk, your wife will have to hold up your fork On the plate will be some poisoned meat, now you eat it you lying cheat It's time to give it up and submit to me, because I've gotta grip so tight that you will never again be free I'll do you over worse than Stalin on a good day, for your deceit you will fvcking pay