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    grabs mic* Like oil spillage on a village you still...

    Rap Battle

    *grabs mic* Like oil spillage on a village you still diminish this scrimmage of verbal quidditch Your mom is so fat, they need a satellite to fully capture her image You need to change your profile pic from batman to the toothfairy In the booth I'm scary, the truth is this is Babe Ruth vs. a canary How is beating my toe with a hoe even a diss? swallow my piss eternal bliss as I swiss kiss your sis on the nips the only thing your rowing on is a plastic boat in your yard I'm the fantastic g.o.a.t. who goes hard, it's the dragonborn vs. a bard You aint swinging no excalibur, you're just a wannabe king Arthur you wouldn't know if the price was right even if you asked Bob Barker grab the sparkler, this tard thinks I can't count past ten I put him in a tight blouse then, and outshine him like a lighthouse gem Of course your impressed, I'm blessed in this quest to be the best you're just a pest who beats his chest and who I defeat like the rest the only lack of education here is your reference to constipation in this battle you were the Haitian nation facing my earthquakes devastation *drops mic*

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